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DONG!! DONG!! NEW CHAPTER ALERT! Chapter 13 of Part 2 of the Sifillis Stories Prequel Trilogy (Volume 7- 1990's "Mono & The Blecch Pyramid") is entitled "The Mephitic Fartmeister’s Fecklessly Fatuous Foul-Ups" and it features the first canonical appearance of the Fartmeister's flackfizer Kankersaur. Plus a new #zine page! Read for free here: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid

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ClearSkyImaging Oct 2

Who would've guessed? 😂
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C.Sep 11

Prep:

Put the slow-cooker on low, lid on.

Open the cans of beans. For each one, pour into the collander over a sink. Then run cold water over every millimeter of them. Shake them around to expose the parts that are touching each other. If you can flick it to bring the ones on the bottom to the top without spilling them all, do that. Keep rinsing until every bean has had every part rinsed *good*. Drain and pour the beans into the slow cooker and put the lid back on. Repeat for each type of bean.

Why? This is the beans-and-gas thing. The part of the bean that can give you gas is indigestible proteins that they contain. Your stomach can't break them down, so they go through and end up fermenting, basically, in your intestines, producing gas.

The trick is that these indigestible proteins are only on the *surface* of the bean. Not in the beans themselves. You rinse & shake & rinse & rinse the beans, and none of that indigestible protein ends up in the dish to start with, and you don't get gas.

Start heating the pot/pan over medium heat on the stove. Chop the onion, medium to fine. Add some cooking oil to the pot/pan. Throw in the garlic, minced. Add salt fairly liberally. Then fry and stir until the onions are starting to caramelize. Throw it all in the slow cooker.

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C.Sep 11

Enough political crap and technical bitching for today. My post about Mozilla's most recent stupidity with Firefox looks like it'll be my most-boosted post this week, so let's change it up.

Do something fun.

Like eat. Everyone likes eating, right? With cooler weather approaching (or here already) for northern-hemisphere folk like me, warm, filling comfort-food is popping into our heads. In my mind, there are 3 big category leaders - and one of them is chili.

If you immediately stop here and say it's not for you because of the beans => gas thing, stay with me. If beans give you gas, they're not being prepared correctly. I'll talk about this later.

Okay, here's how I make #chili. [1] It's easy, using a slow cooker or equivalent. It's not really a recipe, because I don't use, record, or follow recipes. I generally don't measure stuff when cooking (unlike baking). I substitute ingredients liberally, and season by taste. Pretty much nothing I make is made exactly the same way twice.

This will make enough for a couple of decent-sized meals for 2 or 3 people. Leftover chili is even better than just-cooked.

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[1] Real chili. See later in this thread for what I mean by this.

#chili #RealChili #cooking #EasyCooking #easy #ComfortFood #SlowCooker #meat #beans #gas #flatulence #recipe #technique #filling

FunHouse Radio Jul 18, 2025

"Researchers have captured what's likely the first-ever footage of a farting sloth."
#weird #weirdnews #cringe #nasty #animals #nature #offbeat #babies #flatulence
https://www.livescience.com/animals/scientists-thought-sloths-dont-fart-then-one-was-caught-tooting-on-camera

Do sloths fart? Cute new video finally settles age old question

For years, it's been assumed that sloths don't fart. But new footage of a baby sloth letting rip in a water bath has shown that, contrary to popular belief, these tree-dwellers are actually incredibly gassy.

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Sophie Verhille Jun 20, 2025

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Faubourg Saint Glin-Glin Jun 15, 2025

Paulette, la poulette qui pète, est toute ébouriffée: elle vient de faire un rototo ! Ça ne lui était jamais arrivé ! Pourtant elle a l'habitude d'ouvrir les vannes et de laisser s'épandre ses indigestes flatulences intestinales. Mais non, elle ne connaissait pas l'acidité nasale du rototo, la vibration de la glotte et le relâchement gastrique et abdominal. Quelle découverte ! Qui a planqué le coca ?!?
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