The Register12h ago
Portuguese bank sign's storage is about to cash out https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/28/portuguese-bank-signs-storage-is-about-to-cash-out/5263175 #theRegister #Offbeat
Portuguese bank sign's storage is about to cash out

Time to switch back to paper and harvest that suddenly valuable RAM

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The Register2d ago
US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/26/us-auto-regulators-want-to-kill-robotaxi-brake-pedals/5263228 #theRegister #Offbeat
US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals

Requiring driverless vehicles to keep human brake controls impedes innovation, the NHTSA says

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The Register2d ago
Space Shuttle Endeavour stacks up nicely for new California exhibit https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/26/space-shuttle-endeavour-stacks-up-nicely-for-new-california-exhibit/5262402 #theRegister #Offbeat
Space Shuttle Endeavour stacks up nicely for new California exhibit

Full launch configuration recreated ahead of Samuel Oschin Air and Space Center's November opening

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The Register2d ago
They read the scroll thing! AI helps decipher ancient document charred by Vesuvius https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/25/they-read-the-scroll-thing-ai-helps-decipher-ancient-document-charred-by-vesuvius/5262525 #theRegister #Offbeat
They read the scroll thing! AI helps decipher ancient document charred by Vesuvius

'Having certainly strained ourselves to the utmost through research and learning, we will no longer be inferior to them,' reads a scroll virtually unwrapped with the help of AI

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The Register3d ago
Perseverance rover finds even more signs of extinct life on Mars https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/25/perseverance-rover-finds-even-more-signs-of-extinct-life-on-mars/5262477 #theRegister #Offbeat
Perseverance rover finds even more signs of extinct life on Mars

Scientists remain skeptical, plead for someone to bring the rocks home

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The Register4d ago
Ordering a trip back to 2009, with a side of nostalgia https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/24/ordering-a-trip-back-to-2009-with-a-side-of-nostalgia/5259669 #theRegister #Offbeat
Ordering a trip back to 2009, with a side of nostalgia

A time when Windows 7 was Microsoft's latest and greatest

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The Register5d ago
Space Force goes to (pretend) orbital war following record-fast Rocket Lab launch https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/23/space-force-goes-to-pretend-orbital-war-following-record-fast-rocket-lab-launch/5260277 #theRegister #Offbeat
Space Force goes to (pretend) orbital war following record-fast Rocket Lab launch

Less than 17 hours after receiving orders, Rocket Lab put Pioneer in orbit for close-range maneuvers with True Anomaly's Jackal satellite

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The Register5d ago
Digital indigestion: Fizzy Coca-Cola display chokes on full storage https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/23/digital-indigestion-fizzy-coca-cola-display-chokes-on-full-storage/5259124 #theRegister #Offbeat
Digital indigestion: Fizzy Coca-Cola display chokes on full storage

Coca-Cola signage is running out of storage

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The Register6d ago
Ukraine puts its Russian war trophies online for allies to pick apart https://www.theregister.com/offbeat/2026/06/22/ukraine-puts-its-russian-war-trophies-online-for-allies-to-pick-apart/5259688 #theRegister #Offbeat
Ukraine puts its Russian war trophies online for allies to pick apart

TrophyLab bad for Vlad as battlefield losses spill the secrets they had

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