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The Sifillis Stories
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Beginning with 1984's “Soda & The Ineffable Concoction”, Zachariah Smith’s 14 Sifillis Stories volumes- about the adventures of Soda & Chunks and their freaky friends on the planet Sifillis- became a cult hit. Now the original novels are back, in special 40th anniversary editions that include pages of the notorious '90s fanzine “Sifillitica Psychotica”!
vilmibmspinecone & i MOVED to an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION & despite the towering box prison we now call home i have found the REQUISITE WIRES to hurl tapes directly at your EYEBALLS via this interconnected network
i ran a successful test earlier (of some truly cursed stuff, I'm sorry if you logged on) so join us at 5:30pm Pacific time for SUBTERFUGE & a tutorial on HOME SECURITY taught by CHEVY TRUCKS
who better than an american made pickup to teach me about home paranoia?
We jump back to the prequel story MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID. A tweenage Mono has befriended novelty salesman Zanghi, who has conned his way into being the new royal thaumaturge of Prodeuce Province. Unfortunately they- along with Pucas, Vira, and Crassgass the Gassy Jackass- have been sentenced to death by farmer prince Leek. Find out what happens next for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! In today's installment of volume V, SODA AND THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT, our hapless heroes Poo-Go, Dr. Slugg, Vogelkot, and Tiny Tirdly ride the Zedarcoaster to a town populated by jarred kaiju fetuses! Read free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump to 1993's TITI & MONO AND THE MOIST MISHAPS. Our heroines have found Mount Opísthia but can't quite figure out how to get inside. Find out what happens next for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/132277/sifillis-x-titi-mono-and-the-moist-mishaps
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Today's installment is from SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Our heroine Soda and her new friend, the animate ventriloquisd dummy "Happy Haploid" Hallister- find themselves taken prisoner in the curious land of Sighen, where all the citizens have two synchronized heads. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114991/sifillis-viii-soda-and-the-vexatious-ventriloquoid
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! We jump back to the prequel MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID to meet Kommandant Trenchstench and learn how he took over the Fartmeister's army. Read for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/114416/sifillis-vii-mono-and-the-blecch-pyramid
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! T-t-two Cydroidobots!? No! One is Kommandant Fistur, built using the same blueprints. Can these two androids get along? Find out for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt
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NEW CHAPTER ALERT! From Volume XII, SODA & THE FEROCIOUS PHLEGM. Learn Procto's origin for free at #RoyalRoad: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/139831/sifillis-xii-soda-and-the-ferocious-phlegm
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Can Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly find a way to escape the mad Handies? Find out free: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/107544/sifillis-v-soda-and-the-spazmotronic-slughunt
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