#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr2lmo

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotEven24...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that, #Tonight, we shall be #MostlyEating... #Homolettes; they're #VeryMuchLike #Omelettes... But, for #MaleHomos...

#IT's another #MushroomMonday, #People...

#Homelettes are #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; but, #Vegans will have to #EatSomethingElse... #TreeBark; or #Spanners, or #Something...

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#NotNews24 #UnbreaklingStroopwafelNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FarFewer... #PossiblyLess...

In a #Change to a #PreviouslyBroadcastToot; we have more #WelshCakes... They're #Still #VeryMuchLike a #DropScone, only #Welsh...

There's also another #FreshPotOfCoffee #OnTheGo...

#JustSoYouKnow...

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@selzero

#VeryMuchLike #TheNaughtyTories...

#SeeWhatIDidThere...?

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