#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
In honor of #PrideMonth
#RedBeanBear has bravely decided to #transform into who he truly feels #inside
We are #proud of you and we #support you
Welcome #BlueBeanBear !!!
We kindly ask all to not #deadname #BlueBeanBear #WithLove
#WhereHaveWeBeen #BusyBusyBusy
#RedBeanBear and I have been on #holiday in the #Maldives
#Sorry if you can't afford a #LongRelaxingHoliday like #Us
We have some #BigNews coming
#StayTuned #OrDon't...
#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social... | #LookNoQuestionMark
We've #NeverUsedIT; much like #Fakebook...
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence
#IT's #OK... #RedBeanBear is #JustFine...
#AlsoStillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty; #PoweredByFloofsAndSparkles with #WindowsForWerewolves...
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#NeverUsedFakebook #SameAsITEverWas #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TheEurovisioning #Happened #StillHappeneing
#RedBeanBear is #BackHome and he was #surprised with an #AmazinglyAmazing gift from the #EverGenerous #ElonMusk ... !
#RedBeanBear's #VeryRealMedical bills and #more are totally covered thanks to #ElonMusk our new #hero #teehee
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's#Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
#So...
With #TheRightStaffβ’οΈ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingStillAliveSaturdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
Pretty #gloomy out as if #God knows #RedBeanBear is #unwell due to his #VeryRealBrainCancer and now #God is #sad
PSiReN-X 
Paula