#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotEven24...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that, #Tonight, we shall be #MostlyEating... #Homolettes; they're #VeryMuchLike #Omelettes... But, for #MaleHomos...

#IT's another #MushroomMonday, #People...

#Homelettes are #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; but, #Vegans will have to #EatSomethingElse... #TreeBark; or #Spanners, or #Something...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #Dinner... Or, #MaybeSupper... #IT's #AllInTheTiming...

#ToMake: #BucatiniBolognaise; #YouWillNeed:

• #Stuff; and,
• #Things.

#Including... #Fennel... And, #Bacon... #HelicoptersOptional | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but, #IT's #One of #OurFavourites... #HouseFavourites...

#LadlesAndJellyspoons.... We shall be #Eating...

#WaitForIT.... #WaitForIT...

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