BrookeDoorman 1: Listen, I tell em not to stay in room 237 whatever they do.
Doorman 2: Girl, have you heard about 1408 though?! I can't believe they just let people stay in those rooms. Mmm.
Doorman 1: You know it's all about their profit margin! Boss better show up with that holiday bonus or I'll lock him in the bathroom with the ugly broad myself I swear to gawd.
*Squeaky tricycle sounds*
*A body falls from a window*
Both in unison: Mhmm.
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The restaurant across the street has amazing food but forces a 20% tip. Our restaurant screws up the orders but gives generous discounts.
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You've got me hangin' on the telephone....
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Rhoda is usually pretty choosy who she let's me buzz through.