#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #TrueTrueTuesday...!

I hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings to do...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

I had such #HighHopes for #Spoutible; but...

#ILikeITHere... The #MastodonSpyBalloon works just the way I want #IT to; #NoMore, #NoLess...

🎶 #ThisAintTexas...

🎶 #StillNotTexas... ™️

#AlsoNotKansas... #HappyPrideMonthPeople

Also, #DicordIsForImbeciles...

#LookAtTheEvidence... #PewPewPew...!

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | ​🎩🦹🦄🦹🎩 

#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...

#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!

#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...

And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🦹​🦄​​​🦹

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...

I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...

#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...

#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:

• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...

You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

#YouHaveBeenWarned...

🧙🎩🤖🤖🎩🧙 | ☕🦹🐘🦄🐘🦹☕

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingThingsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #Things...

#YouTube is #Still a #Thing...

But, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is also a #Thing...

#So...

#HaveABalloon... And, a #Biscuit... Maybe a #BaconSammidge...

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#DeeeLite: Groove Is In The Heart [The Reflex Bootsy & Q-Tip Revision]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf78lmt-808