#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!

#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...

#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!

#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...

And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🦹​🦄​​​🦹

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeWeather...

#Europe is #Still a #Thing and #IT's #Raining; #JustALittleBit...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Updaticatin' #AllTheMaps of #Europe and #Allegedly, #IT's #StillThere...

We #Might need #ToGo and #DoubleCheck; but, we're #GoingToNeed... #MoreDiesels...

#Because... #Reasons and #AlsoBecause #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Rubbish...

We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean  with #MostlyEurope 🏰

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis

Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject / #DatingSite as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...

You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere

#CaptainRedBeanBear [#HeadOfCyberSecurity] is #PerformanceMonitoring...

🧙​🤖🐺🤖​🧙 | 🎈​​🦹☕🐻☕🦹🎈

Has #Anyone #MentionedBrexit #Again, yet...?

#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...

And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...

#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn... With #PabloPatito...

And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | ​​🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr2lmo

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBearNakedNotNews and #SomeWeather; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear - he's #BearNaked...!

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; because #IT's #SpringTime...

And, we've had #AnotherVisit from #TheFabulousMisterFox who is #Taking a #LittleNap; because, we have #Created a #SafeSpace for #WildLife...

You can #Think #Whatever you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBiscuitTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess.... #FrequentlyFewer... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#IT's #ThatTime... #Again...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... #MakeTimeForBiscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #This... #IT's #TotallyOrganic...

#YouKnow...

#OfAllTheChores of #BeingRetired, #CoffeeGrinding is #Still #OneOfMyFavourites...

#TrueFact | #StillTrue™️​

We're also #Still #FineForDiesel... #WeAllWantBiscuits...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠☕

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNews and #NotNews... With #SomeNotNews and #SomeWeather... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?

"#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconSammidgeDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeWeather and the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#IT's a #BitFrizzly in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy wants to #StayInBed...

#So... #That's what he's #GoingToDo...

#TheFuture is #Bright; #IT's got #BaconSammidges in #IT...

#Meanwhile... There's a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

🧙❄️🤖🐺🤖❄️🧙 | 🥪🦹🥓🐻🥓🦹🥪

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBiscuitTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess.... #FrequentlyFewer... With the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast, #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#IT's #ThatTime... #Again...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd... #MakeTimeForBiscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #This... #IT's #TotallyOrganic...

#YouKnow...

#OfAllTheChores of #BeingRetired, #CoffeeGrinding is #Still #OneOfMyFavourites...

#TrueFact | #StillTrue™️​

We're also #Still #FineForDiesel... #WeAllWantBiscuits...

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠☕