#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's#Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText
#So...
With #TheRightStaffโข๏ธ and #EULaw...
#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...
#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#HappyHappy #Eurovision2026FirstSemiFinalDay...!
#Loving #TheStage... There's #SoMuch you can #Do... With #IT...!
The #GreenRoom looks #Comfy... #ComfyCouchPorn; #OrWhat...?!
#TheStoryOfTony was a #LovelyOpening; #VeryTouching...
#OnBalance; #TheActs are #Fine; #JustFine...
#SoFar, we'd #QuiteLike to #GetToKnow the #EstonianEntry's #Drummer a #BitBetter... If #TheWomen can #SupplyIceCream; #Great - #AllTheBetter for #IT...
#BTW: #BumperPatchTuesday #AndAllThat; we can #Confirm that #AllTheRobots have been #Updaticated... #CaptainRedBeanBear has been #InCharge of that... And, he's got #FluffForBrainsโข๏ธ
#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...
#NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...
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#Eurovision2026 #AllSystemsOperational #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
#HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
#IT was a #BusyBusyDay #Yesterday; but, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is #EvenSafer and #MoreSecure than #Previously, and #Certainly #MuchSafer than #MyOldTwitterFeed...
#ThankTheLord #RobotInflatableJesus...!
#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeWeather...
#Europe is #Still a #Thing and #IT's #Raining; #JustALittleBit...
#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Updaticatin' #AllTheMaps of #Europe and #Allegedly, #IT's #StillThere...
We #Might need #ToGo and #DoubleCheck; but, we're #GoingToNeed... #MoreDiesels...
#Because... #Reasons and #AlsoBecause #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars are #Rubbish...
We're #Still: #MostlyEuropean... #StayingEuropean with #MostlyEurope ๐ฐ
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpeedAndPerformanceTestNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews... #ComparativeAnalysis
Notwithstanding all the #HateSpeech and #FlameBaitingDrama; #IF you're #StillUsing #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject / #DatingSite as a #Tool for #SocialMedia...
You should #KnowThis already... | #ILikeITHere
#CaptainRedBeanBear [#HeadOfCyberSecurity] is #PerformanceMonitoring...
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Has #Anyone #MentionedBrexit #Again, yet...?
#DontForget; #RebotInflatableJesusLovesYou...
And, #IT's #MovieNight, #Tonight...
#TheBFF, #MyLittleBigBuddy, #CaptainRedBeanBear and I are #StayingIn... With #PabloPatito...
And, the #AngryOrangeWotsit is #ComingForYou...
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