#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews with #SomeNews and #SomeNotNews... #Presented by #CaptainRedBeanBear...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and there is #Coffee (made from #MagickBeans, which are #TotallyFairTrade), and there will be #Pie in #TheFuture...

#ThePie is going to be made from #ChristmasLeftovers; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ThePie will be #Topped with #HerbAndStuff #Stuffing; #So, #VeryMuchLike a #HuntsmansPie...

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd; there's been an #Earthquake in #Thailand... #One of #TheBFF's #BestBuddies remains #Unharmed; some of his #Neighbours, #NotSoMuch...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c20d0nxr2lmo

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerBiscuitNotNews with a #NewCoffeeBlend and #Biscuits and/or #NibblyNuts...

#IT's #Time for #AnotherNewCoffeeBlend that is #TotallyFairTrade... As an aside; #TheBFF is also #TryingOut #AnotherDifferentCoffeeBlend where the #Capsules are #Compostable... Also #TotallyFairTrade and #MostlyOrganic...

#ThankFuck for #TheMagickBeans; we'd be #Lost without #They / #Them...

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#Meanwhile..

We've #AlreadyExceeded my #TwentyThousandthToot; but, because #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance is #DeasAsADoughnut, #Some of #MyContent has been #Deleted...

#IT's #NoFuss / #ZeroDrama; because #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt...

#ThatSaid; we can all #LookForward to #MyTwentyThousandthToot at #SomePoint in #TheFuture...

#IT's a #Prophecy; just like #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #Imminent #CompulsoryStrikeOff | #NoticeNotNews...

#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #IncreasedPerformance and #Circulation in #TheYearOfTheWoodenDragon this #FictionalChristmas and #TheRightStaff™️...

#HaveABiscuit... Or, a #Stroopwafel... #IT's #TotallyFairTrade and #MostlyOrganic

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned

#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...

#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DaySeven

#Things are #GettingReallyGood... With lots of #VeryBigHammers™️ and a #SparklyPony... #NotForgetting all the #PewPewPew and #TheBowSelector™️...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #TryingOut another #New #CoffeeBlend; #IT's #NotNewNew, but #IT's #StillNew...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's #Brutal; #ILikeIT... For the #CoffeeBlend; #IT's #TotallyFairTrade...!

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I'm #Sensing... #AnotherPotOfCoffee in #TheFuture... #IT's #TotallyFairTrade

#IT's a #Prophecy.... With #Biscuits... #RedBeanBearSaysSo

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