#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, with #Movies...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #BlockbusterVideo...

#TeenyTinyTomCruise must have #KilledIT; because #AquamanIsANoob...

There shall be #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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You can #BlameEurovision for a #LotOfThings; but...

#Football just isn't #GayEnough...

#NotLikeWWF... #ForScience...!

#HappyEurovisionMainEventDay...!

There will be #Pizza and #ChristmasChocolates; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

Our #WestWingMarathon continues...

#AngelMaintenance is #Underway while the #CastAndCrew of #AirForceOne are #Trapped in their own #Airplane! #TheMusical for 22-hours+...

#CJ does a #Thing with an #Egg on the #VernalEquinox and #DeputyWhiteHouseCouncil, #MatthewPerry replaces #Ainsley, who has been #Trapped in the #SteamPipeTrunkDistributionVenue since #SeasonThree...

Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...?

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I'm #LovingTheFedi; I really am, there's some #GoodFolks here... There are also some #InstanceOwners / #InstanceAdmins I wouldn't #Trust to run a #LemonadeStand...

Let's be #LearningTogether and #GrowingTogether; except the #NaziFuckwits and #RacistHomophobes...

#PunchThemTwiceForChristmas; even though #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#SantanaIsComing!!

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#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!

#DontForget... #ZombieJesusIsComing...

Get your #ChristmasChocolates ready; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#HappyHappy #QuiteGoodFriday...!

#DontForget... #ZombieJesusIsComing...

Get your #ChristmasChocolates ready; even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWetAndGrizzlyNotNews... #NotNearly24...

#IT's a #WetAndGrizzly #TrueTrueTuesday; #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I may just have to #StayIn and #Do... #SomeColouringIn; #TheForecast is for #Biscuits and #ChristmasChocolates, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#ZombieJesusIsComing... #LookBusy...

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