#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #NotEven24...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that, #Tonight, we shall be #MostlyEating... #Homolettes; they're #VeryMuchLike #Omelettes... But, for #MaleHomos...

#IT's another #MushroomMonday, #People...

#Homelettes are #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; but, #Vegans will have to #EatSomethingElse... #TreeBark; or #Spanners, or #Something...

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