#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

Has #GTA6 #Landed yet... | #StillNope™️

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

After nearly #20Years, I'm going to #Miss #MyOldDumbTelly; #But, a #LocalCharity is going to #ComeAndCollect #IT and #FindIT a #NewHome for #Someone... #Once the #NewToyJoy has #BeenInstalled by #EngineeringProfessionals...

I #DoHope "they/them" #LookAfterIT - #IT's #WorkedReallyWell #AllTheYears and #Narely a #DroppedPixel... #Ever...

#IT should #MakeSomeone #VeryHappy... For #NonDenominational #TotallySecular #Easter...

There'll be #ChocolateBunnies in #TheFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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https://pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-displays/fw-65bz35l

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingInterstellaCakeForBreakfastDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #MarineEngineers and #Engineering... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I #MetUp with #MyBigBiggerBuddy, #Bob and his #NewToyJoy...

#HappyHappy #FictionalChristmas, #OneAndAll...

#PictureTheScene... #1934 and #RollsRoyce #Deliver this #HandCraftedMonster for #TheFirstTime...

#MyBigBiggerBuddy has just #TakenOwnership of this #Marvel of #BritishEngineering; he's a #MarineEngineer by #Trade - we #Engineers should #StickTogether with #SomethingSticky...

#Between #TheThreeOfUs we have #FiveCitizenships...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #BritishEngineeringExcellence