#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWebsitesNotNews...

#Quote: "We would all #Like to #PointOut that 10% of #FuckAll and 25% of #FuckAll is #StillFuckAll..." | #StillTrue™️

And, #DontForget... #Websites...! They're #DefinitelyNotNew...

#HaveSomeCake or an #AfterDinnerDoughnut...

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