#DontPanic...

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today; #So...

We're going to have a #BigHairyCuddle; he's #VeryStinky and #Sweaty...

#MustBe all the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#IT's #NotAMystery... #CauseAndEffect

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #WithConsent #AgeOfConsent #AgeVerification #PrivacyPolicy

#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#SpringIsComing...!

#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...

We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...

They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...

We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...

#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese

#BeAware; #CyborgOrangeJesus has #Approved #ThisMessage...

#MindYourHead

And, have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething

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#NoALTText #Still #WorkingAsIntended #TheInternet #StillOn

#YouKnow what is awesome about #Mastodon...?

#JustAboutEverything and #TheInternet is #StillOn...

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#MindYourHead #CyborgOrangeJesus #PSiBoRG #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #Notflix #StayingEuropean #WorkingAsIntended #Internetting #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething

#DrawMeABrexit
#TheInternet is #StillOn...
#AnotherHaiku

#See, #InherentlyCreative...

We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth, soon... #Soonish™️

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; because, #IT's #MovieNight...

In a #Change to our #OriginalPlans, #Tonight's #WestWingMarathon has been #SuspendedTemporarily; because, #TheBFF fancies an #EarlyNight #InBed with a #GoodBook...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I will have to #FendForOurselves during the #SeasonOfWitchcraft, which is #StillOn...

#Aldkin says, "It's good to belong somewhere..." because he knows how to use an #Apostrophe...

<<#SideEye>> to #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual...

#Anyways... #NoWestWing for #Tonight; but, there is #IceCream and #RaspberryYoghurt... And, #Crumble...

And, #PieLeftovers...

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