RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116563418887680846

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #Eurovision2026SecondSemiFinalDay... #Day...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool; #So...

#DealWithIT; #OrNot... #NoOneCares...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#So...

#IT's #MondayAgain and #IT's #OnlyMonday...

#How's #YourAgeVerificationApp #ComingAlong...?

#FixedTheInternet, yet... | #Nope

#StillNope™️

#IT #CouldBeWorse; #You could be #JustAnother #CrazyStalker... #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #DigitalAssets #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#WhateverHappenedTo the #CrazyStalker(s)...

#Meh... #StillCrazyStalkering... #WhateverThatIs on #Mastodon.#Social...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #StillWorkingAsIntended #TheInternet #StillOn

#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...

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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #TooOldForALTText

RE: https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/116486797844283489

#So...

#Presumably; #Because #TheHyperlink doesn't #Work...

#AllEuropeanCommissionOffices and those #HoldingPublicOffice will #Suspend their use of #Fakebook and #AllAncillaryServices #UntilSuchTime as #AnEffectiveRemedy has been #SuccessfullyImplemented...

#OrNot... | #LookNoQuestionMark

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#YouAreWelcome

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #EULaw #DigitalServicesAct

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #OnlyMonday...!

#IT's #MondayAgain...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#NoFucKingWay #DeadWivesClub #IndependentStatehood #StateVisit #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FreedomOfExpression #AndAllThat

#LetsPlay... #WhateverHappenedTo: #Saturday...!

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon.#Social...?

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#BeingRight #SuperAwesome #AlsoBeingCorrect #EULaw #BeingEuropean #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #StillNotHitler