#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews for #MidWeek and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...
#Still with #ZeroFakebook...
#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
#Meanwhile...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
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#IT #CouldBeWorse...
We could be #SpaceKarenX; #Lumbered with #AtLeast US$44bn of #Debt and a #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website...
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#Meanwhile...
In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...
#AmateurAssHat, #TimothรฉeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...
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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #HHGTTG
#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...
#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...
#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...
#Meanwhile...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...
#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...
#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...
1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...
#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...
There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...
#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!
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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews
#TheInternet is #StillOn and #IT'll be #SpringSoon...
#SpringIsComing...!
#Meanwhile, #MyLittleBigBuddy is #Just... #TidyingHimselfUp a #LittleBit before #OurTeam of #SixFooters #Join #TheBFF for #Supper...
We have #Beer and #Some of #TheSixFooters are #StayingOverNight #InTheHope that #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Arrives... #AtSomePoint...
They're #VeryGoodCompany and we can #WatchSomeTelly on #MyOldDumbTelly, which is #Still #WorkingAsIntended...
We also #Might do a #LittleBit of #XBoxing...
#IT's #VeryX-#Rated and #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; #Because #Everything is #Better with an "X" on #IT...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Geography #WorksThatWay #GeographyIsAFactor #InJapanese
#BusyBusyBusy with #TheInternet #StillOn...
#This could #TakeAWhile...
#IT's #JustAsWell that #IT's #BiscuitTime, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #TotallyLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #Airplane #TheMusical
#BusyBusyBusy with #TheInternet #StillOn...
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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #TotallyLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #Airplane #TheMusical
#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...
Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!
I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...
Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...
#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...
#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue
#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person
#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...
#ComingSoon...
#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...
#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...
#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...
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