#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

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https://pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-displays/fw-65bz35l

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDumbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisAttractiveQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

🧙🏰🤖🤖🏰🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹 

https://pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-displays/fw-65bz35l

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

Are we all #BusyBusyBusy in #TheYearOfTheFireHorse; #SimplyBursting with #ExtraSpicy #RamadanFlavour...?!

I love #Ramadan; it's such a #BeautifulWord... #DontPanic, #NotMuslim and #StillNotMuslim...

Just a #LittleBitBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...

And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic... With #RenewableProtestants...

#JustSo #YouKnow; #MyLittleBigBuddy has #ToldMeOff for #ClingingOn to #MyOldDUmbTelly for #20Years... #IT #StillWorksPerfectly after #20Years; #So, there has been #SomeDebate as to #WhetherOrNot there's #AnyNeed to #ReplaceIT...

#TheBFF absolutely has #ZeroOpinion; #OtherThan, we don't #WatchEnoughTelly to #Warrant an #Upgrade, which is #VeryTrue

#ThatSaid; #MyLittleBigBuddy is a #YoungPup at #TheTenderAge of 35+ #Years and also #BuiltLikeABrickShitHouse, which are just #Some of #HisQualities as a #Person

#So, #AtHisExpense, he has #Demanded that we #BiteTheBullet and #Discard / #Recycle #MyOldDumbTelly and #ReplaceIT with some #NewToyJoy...

#ComingSoon...

#DontPanic; there's #NoTVTuner in #IT; #So, we can #NotWatchTelly on #IT... #Instead, #IT comes with #ApplePlay and #ChromeCast #BuiltIn, which we can #NotUse, either...

#JustTheContent we want to #Watch and #ZeroAds... #So...

#HaveANiceDay; #OrSomething...

🧙🏰🤖🤖🏰🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹 

https://pro.sony/en_GB/products/pro-displays/fw-65bz35l

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SlightlyJapanese

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

🧙🤖​🤖🧙 | 🚚​🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

#BTW: #JustInCase you don't #Remember...

#Before #TimAndGregg; there was #MenOnFilm...

#IT's #One of the #BlackHistoryMonth(s), y'all...

8 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and a #FancyHat

For #FancyHatFurzday...!

#OCATC | #OnCinemaAtTransCinema

🧙​​🤖​🤖​​🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​🦹

🎬 Men On Film: Blaine & Antoine Roast “Shaft”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wr7dqKsplU

#BTW: #JustInCase you don't #Remember...

#Before #TimAndGregg there was #MenOnFilm...

#IT's #One of the #BlackHistoryMonth(s), y'all...

8 x #BucketsOfPopcord and a #FancyHat

For #FancyHatFurzday...!

#OCATC | #OnCinemaAtTransCinema

🧙​​🤖​🤖​​🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​🦹

🎬 Men On Film: Blaine & Antoine Roast “Shaft”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wr7dqKsplU

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#Welcome to #Scotland...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#TentInABox™️ - #IT's a #Tent... #InABox... #OnWheels...! #TentInABox™️

#NextStop: #Aberdeen...! Get your #BaconSammidgesReady...

#AllRugbySocksMatter

🧙🤖​🤖🧙 | 🚚​🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

#Meanwhile...

Have the #SelEntitled #CuntardAlumni at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual #FuckedOff #BackToTwitter, yet...

#Meh | #WhoCares... #NoOneCares, #D00d...

#FreeloadersSuck and #HashtagAllTheThings...!

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles... With #TheSame #CuntRetentionProblem

The #Malvertising is #Quite an #Issue...

#Because... #Reasons...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #GreyAndGrizzly #FancyHatFurzday; but, we have #Biscuits:

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕️🦹🦄🦹☕