By way of an #UnsolicitedPersonalRecommendation...
#IF you're #Unsure as to #WhetherOrNot #Apple's "new" #AugmentedRealityGoggles will make you #LookLikeADickHead...
#Doggles for the #DogsOfMastodon... #BoopThatNose
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#Meanwhile...
#ThisHappened... Until 31st December #2024...
But... You still "need" to:
• #KnowWhereYouAre;
• #KnowWhereYoureGoing; and,
• #WhichRoute you’re #GoingToTake…
And also, #WhetherOrNot there’s:
A) A #BusAvailable;
B) #IT’s #RunningOnTime; and,
C) #IT’s #Participating in #TheScheme…
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#OfNote: I'd #Forgotten that #MyJuniorSchool #AthleticsAward was #Sponsored by #Walls - the #IceCreamPeople...!
#Needlesstosay, I'm #Debating (#Internally) #WhetherOrNot to #KeepHold of them; #AfterAll, I am an #AwardWinningChef (#Sponsored by #StIvelFivePints)...
I can also #Rescue a #Brick in #MyPyjamas from the bottom of a #SwimmingPool...
"We don't need no stinkin' badges" seems to be #StuckInMyHead, #Somehow...
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#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you #Liked #ThisStory / #MyStory / #TrueStory; even if you #DidNotLike #IT, I have #More...
There's one #Sat in #Limbo / #TwitterWorld that #Runs on a #VerySimilarTheme...
I'm #Debating #WhetherOrNot to #PortIT into the #MastodonSpyBalloon...
I'll have to #FindTheTime...
#DontForget: #ACAB; especially, #LocalPlods
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#FunnyStory #TrueStory #NoRedactions Date: Irrelevant #Time: 02:45hrs I'd been to visit a #Mate down in #CrawleyDown and was #HeadedBackHome to #Dulwich in #TheJag via the M23 As I came to #JunctionNine #Gatwick; in the #Outside/#Inside/#Outside #Lane was a #BatteredMotor...
#NotNews24 #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNews... #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #Edition... And #Whether...
#PartThree of #Two... #KeepingCool
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#WhetherOrNot anyone #GivesTwoShits... The #DelicatePinkRoses that I've #NotNamed #Smell of #TurkishDelight; they're #VeryAromatic... #TrueFact
You can #BlameEurovision if you #Like; #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome
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Tose Proeski - Life (F.Y.R. Macedonia) 2004 Eurovision Song Contest
By way of an #UnsolicitedPersonalRecommendation...
#IF you're #Unsure as to #WhetherOrNot #Apple's "new" #AugmentedRealityGoggles will make you #LookLikeADickHead...
#Doggles for the #DogsOfMastodon... #BoopThatNose
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I've been #Debating #WhetherOrNot to #Update the #Artwork in #MyTruck...
I've been #MostlyVeryHappy with this: