#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?! #Still with #ZeroFakebook

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #JollySunny, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontMentionIT

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... #Still with #ZeroFakebook

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#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... #Still with #ZeroFakebook

🧙​​🤖​🤖​​🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​🦹

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... With #ZeroFakebook

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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#Fakebook is #Dead; I never used it, so #NoOneCares.com... #ZeroFakebook... #FTW!

The #SoccerMomsForLiberty called...

"They" need more #IceCubes for "their" #Chardonnay, and #MorePronouns...

#RaceYou to #TheMoralHighGround... #VroomVRoom...

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