#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

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#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24 #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

##IT's #Halloween... #Eve...!

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is making #SnozzidgesAndMash... With #OnionGravy...

#IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; especially #IF they "like" #Snozzidges... They're made with #Pork...

#IT's also #VeryDark in #TheOutside; because #IT's #NightTime...

#DontPanic... #IT'll be #LightAgain... #Tomorrow...

#TheForecast is for #SomeMore #SnugglySockWeather... | #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#Incidentally... And, on a #CompletelyIrrelevantRelevantTangent...

While my #Freehold #ExpresslyProhibits: The "Keeping of Pigs," my #Freezer does #Contain #QuiteALot of #Bacon... And #Snozzidges...

I'm #NotBreakingTheLaw because of #TheSpelling...

#See, #Pigs is #SpelledDifferently from #Bacon... #IT's #SimpleReally...

#MakeTimeForBacon and #Snozzidges, with a #WarmSnozzidgeSalad and a #Beer

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