Bonus #Joke :
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Bonus #Joke :
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake!

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Bonus #Joke :
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

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Bonus #Joke :
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for candy all day!

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Bonus #Joke :
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

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My favorite protest sign of all the ones I've seen in my feed, from the latest #NoKings2 protest.

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Somebody must have been quiet in there for a long time, just... hanging around.

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Bonus #Joke
I was at the cemetery today, laying some flowers down. As soon as I began to walk away, a lady came up to me and said, "Hey, how are you today?" I replied, "Oh wow! You can see me?" She was freaked out and ran off.

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