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Farmer: I bought a new horse.
Tourist: Do you plan to race him?
Farmer: No. He's much faster than I am.
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This display is a very novel idea.
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Bonus #Joke
Husband: "Why do you keep buying plants when you just end up killing them?"
Wife: "Just to remind you what I'm capable of."
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The front door on the bar had a sign that read, "Sip back and relax."
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Q: Why is Saturday stronger than Tuesday?
A: Because Tuesday is a weak-day.
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Bonus #DadJoke / #DogJoke
Q: Why can't dogs operate the TV remote?
A: Because they always hit the paws button.
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A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt, seeing that meteor entering the Earth's atmosphere?
Probably pterofied.
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Which of Santa's Reindeer is a dinosaur's least favorite?
A: Comet.
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