#HappyEarthDay !

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I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

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The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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Fun Fact:
Mars is the only planet known to be inhabited solely by robots.

#HappyEarthDay !

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Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What type of tree likes to give high fives?
A: A palm tree.

Q: Why do trees hate riddles?
A: Because it’s too easy to get stumped.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.

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Bonus #Joke
Giant redwood trees really are so cool. They just have something incredibly special going on. It's hard to describe, if you haven't seen them.

They have a certain "je ne sequoia."

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Do not! Just... Don't.

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Bonus #Joke
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

One of them says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."

The other replies, "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: When is the #moon heaviest?

A: When it's full.

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