I hope this gives you a much-kneaded laugh today.
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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador.
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Where I live (near Chicago), the running joke is always, "If you don't like the weather, just wait a few minutes for the seasons to change again." That is always especially true in the Spring.
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It's not political. It's not controversial. It's not clickbait or AI Slop.
It's just a post.
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This week in #Chicago , two food delivery #robots from two different companies ran into different bus stop kiosks and broke the glass sides. Both companies have offered to pay for the damages.
My brain went to wondering if the robots were trying to get to #Hogwarts ...
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Remember:
Bad #StPatricksDay puns don't just shame you...
They Seamus all.
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Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.
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Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a fake blarney stone?
A: A sham-rock.
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Patron Saint of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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Useless Trivia:
Originally, St. Gertrude was invoked to get rid of mice and rats. But she eventually became associated with cats.
To be fair, she is... Cat-tholic.
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