New comiCSS strip: 10,000 Steps
https://comicss.art/comics/239/

#css #html #webDev #cartoon #joke

We women do not exist, we are government drones tasked with monitoring men.

In Disney, you do not see a female figure with doves, but pigeons, we exchange data for improved surveillance.

(For the first degree team behind it was a joke, full of sarcasm)

r/womendontexist -> full of this kind of humor.

#joke #conspiracy #cheapconspiracy #conspiracyfornoob #meme #memes #jokes #disney #dove #pigeons #sarcasm

The once was a woman named Pat
Who just ate butter and sat;
She withered away
Until one day
Nothing was left butter fat.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

A corpulent maiden named Kroll
Had a notion exceedingly droll
At a masquerade ball
Dressed in nothing at all
She backed in as a Parker House roll.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

A hotrod racer named Jake
Undertook to overtake a Studebake;
But a truck on a curve,
Alas, did not swerve,
Now Jake1s overtook by the undertake.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

A sweet-toothed man from DeBreeth
Was sweet-toothed without any teeth.
He said, in my eye,
'Looketh good, that there pie.
Now, could I jutht have one thmall peeth?'

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

A fatted lamb to the slaughter really. After all what bar steward though that getting her to ‘debate’ the matter with someone who can count and understands compound interest would be a fair fight?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/feb/23/martin-lewis-ambushes-kemi-badenoch-good-morning-britain-student-loans

#Lewis #Baddenoch #StudentLoans #UkPol #Joke #SetUpToFail #England #Wales

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

#joke

I met a man once named Job,
Who made an earring from a glob.
Now, isn't that queer?
A glob on his ear?
He now has a twenty-foot lob.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke