There was a young chap from Calcutta
Who developed a terrible stutter,
When he asked for the bread
They would pas him instead
Beer, broccoli, beans and the butter.

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My sister's best friend is a twerp
Who guzzles her drinks with a slurp
To entrain enough air
For a rendition (fair)
Of 'Hail to the Chief' in one burp

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Star network topologies are more common, but you can still occasionally find these… ×
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Star network topologies are more common, but you can still occasionally find these...

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You called. You must have something to say!
Sadly, we're busy or simply away.
But if, after the tone
You leave us YOUR phone
We'll get back to you later today.

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There once was a girl from PA
Who drank almost every day,
but it was only one sip
that she took for a trip
and she did it till old and quite grey.

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’𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗦 ’ 💌

Yep. We all need teabags once in a while.

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Why did the goose have an easier time crossing the road than the chicken?

It could honk.

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To see me's a real sad sight.
I have trouble in standing upright.
The cause of my trouble:
My back is bent double.
Doc'says my suspenders' too tight !

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