Tesla Cybertruck - Balkan Edition

#joke #meme #cybertruck #balkan

There was an old man called Goggleyes
Who did so like to eat the pies,
All he did was intrude,
And stuff his face with our food
And tell his great whopping lies.

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There was an old man from stock,
Who got rather a shock
He woke up one day
And to his dismay
His feet were simply ICE BLOCKS!

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There once was a lady named Fran,
For breakfast she ate lots of bran.
Then one day,
She met a girl named Fay,
And together they ate from a can.

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I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order.

People ask me how I find the time.

I tell them, "It’s next to the sage."

#joke #gardening

There once was a lady who lived in New York,
She was a very big dork.
She thought she was a star,
Becuase she had a car.
And every night for dinner she ate pork.

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Never put your shaving cream beside toothpaste..

- #lifecoach #lesson #justathought #thoughts #humor #joke #oneliner

I was going to wish everyone a Happy Vesak --

but I overslept!

#Buddhist #Joke; may we all get woke

There once was a girl named Andy
She drank lots of brandy
she got drunk
and smelled like a skunk
And Andy never again touched brandy

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there once was a girl named Ms.twinkie
who wore a ring on her pinky
It's colors red and blue
made to match her shoe
when she danced the Rinky Dinky

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