Bonus #DadJoke
I was once fired from a job at a calendar factory, because I had taken a day off.

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He really went hog wild with that tattoo.

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Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.

The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."

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Bonus #MardiGras #Joke
Q: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?
A: Because that's when they fast.

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Bonus #MardiGras #Jokes
Q: What do you call gumbo that doesn't turn out quite right?
A: Meaty okra.

Q: Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans?
A: Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders.

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Bonus #Jokes
Q: What do you call a squad of baby Cupids?
A: An infantry.

Q: What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: A cauliflower.

Q: What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.

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Bonus #Joke
Q: What did the chef give to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche.

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Bonus #Joke
Q: What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: A cauliflower!

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When #Genealogists make plans for #ValentinesDay ...

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