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Q: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
A: At a second hand store.

Q: What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
A: Leia Organic.

Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Q: What do you need to reroute droids?
A: An R2-Detour.

Q: What do you call an invisible droid?
A: C-through-PO.

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Q: What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
A: One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

Q: What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?
A: Crashdo.

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Q: What is a Stormtrooper's favorite store?
A: The one next to Target.

Q: Why did the Stormtrooper miss his target?
A: Because he was standing right in front of it.

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Q: Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Q: Why don't bears wear hiking boots?
A: They prefer to go bear-foot.

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A friend asked me who my favourite vampire was. "That puppet from Sesame Street," I replied.

My friend told me he didn't count.

I said, "I beg to differ...".

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Cats can be real jerks.

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Q: What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?
A: A robber ducky!

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Q: Why did the librarian slip on the library floor?
A: She was in the non-friction section.

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