I remember when my son was a toddler, he almost bit off my finger.🤣🤣😂#funnymeme #meme #toddlers

My favorite protest sign of all the ones I've seen in my feed, from the latest #NoKings2 protest.

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Somebody must have been quiet in there for a long time, just... hanging around.

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Bonus #Joke
I was at the cemetery today, laying some flowers down. As soon as I began to walk away, a lady came up to me and said, "Hey, how are you today?" I replied, "Oh wow! You can see me?" She was freaked out and ran off.

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Bonus #Joke
Q: Why was the book about graveyards so badly written?
A: It had no plot.

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This realtor is dead serious about the neighborhood.

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She's so happy that she can hardly contain herself.

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That tree must have jumped right out in front of her!

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