1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
#KnockKnockjokes #dadjokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/10295

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/21430

1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked—that’s why I’m knocking!

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/21523

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says moooo!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/20504

Knock knock. Who’s there? Boss. Boss who? Boss, are you getting my emails?✉️

Knock knock. Who’s there? Paper. Paper who? Paperwork doesn’t end—it multiplies!📜
...
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https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/20352

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
#KnockKnockJokes #wolink #hilariousjokestoday
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/20287

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in—we just want someone to.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless… like my dreams.
...
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https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/19882

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just the end of optimism.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ashes. Ashes who? Ashes to ashes, but at least we still have sarcasm.
...
#knockknockjokes
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/19000

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!🤣

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says mooooo!😝

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!😜
#Knockknockjokes #jokes
https://www.hilariousjokestoday.com/archives/18666

Bonus #Joke :
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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