It’s about time for David S. Pumpkins.

ANY QUESTIONS?!?

https://youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI?si=W8OJUOu1-TPh0t4Q

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The English teachers at my school had a good chuckle when we saw this.

#halloweenmemes

The #GOAT of #HalloweenJokes from the Master Comedian himself, #JerrySeinfeld, with some #FamilyFriendly hilarity.😄

👻 #HappyHalloween ! 🎃

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https://youtu.be/xQ-Dn0a-4-4?si=-PW4iaQ785xBLw7c

BONUS #JOKE:
Q: How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on what you want to change it into.

👻 #HappyHalloween ! 🎃

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Sometimes, you just have to make the best of a bad situation.

👻 #HappyHalloween ! 🎃

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If Death comes knocking at your door today, be generous with your candy.

👻 #HappyHalloween ! 🎃

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I don’t think it's a controversial opinion to say that stores should not be allowed to put up #ChristmasDisplays until at least the day before #Thanksgiving.

Let's do one #holiday at a time, please.

👻 #HappyHalloween ! 🎃

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#Santa #Ghosts #Ghouls #Holidays #Shopping #ChristmasShopping #Shopping

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