Trying sooooo hard to reconstruct Mr Poilievre's thought processes:

💭 High-speed rail … train … training … training wheels … big boys don't need training wheels … Anaida and my moms told me I'M a big boy now …

Headline: Poilievre says government should cancel Toronto-Quebec City high-speed rail project

#CanPoli #rail #infrastructure #humour

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for April 3, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/04/03

#Humour #Cartoon

'blew' bird
there once was a bird colored blue
that would simply sit in the dew
one day it got wet
and so their it set
until the wind finally blew

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

There was a small child-
who was anything but mild-
he flew around the house-
and scared a little mouse-
the phone I surely dialed!

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

When someone says they don't like speculative fiction because it's "not realistic" I'm always reminded of this meme 😂

@worldbuilding @humor @[email protected] @aiop

#Monsterdon #MonstersInc
#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny #Satire
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot