Trying sooooo hard to reconstruct Mr Poilievre's thought processes:

πŸ’­ High-speed rail … train … training … training wheels … big boys don't need training wheels … Anaida and my moms told me I'M a big boy now …

Headline: Poilievre says government should cancel Toronto-Quebec City high-speed rail project

#CanPoli #rail #infrastructure #humour

#Hot #Sexy #Tits #Humour Absolutely!

'blew' bird
there once was a bird colored blue
that would simply sit in the dew
one day it got wet
and so their it set
until the wind finally blew

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Entertaining @[email protected] take on the Borley Rectory hauntings. It's to be found in 'The Scarfolk Annual 197*' which also includes imaginative and spot-on skits on the publicity which surrounded the Enfield Poltergeist case in the 70s. #PhantomsFriday #poltergeists #Scarfolk #satire #humour
Hitler phones Hegseth

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There was a small child-
who was anything but mild-
he flew around the house-
and scared a little mouse-
the phone I surely dialed!

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