Jester19m ago

There was an old man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke through the night
With a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Khurram Wadee ✅33m ago

#xkcd: #DayCounter

https://xkcd.com/3228/

#Humour #Cartoon

Wild Sown 42m ago
Happy Easter!!! #Meme #humour #humor #funny #happyeaster #birds #birbs #wildgreenmemes #easter #egghunt
Wild Sown1h ago

Happy Easter!!!

#Meme #humour #humor #funny #happyeaster #birds #birbs #wildgreenmemes #easter #egghunt

Show thread𝒥enny 𝒯alls ( 🅩 )1h ago

Qu'elle ⭐️ est naïve / quelle connasse / Mireille Mathieu, sors de ce corps !

#humour

Khurram Wadee ✅1h ago

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for April 4, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2026/04/04

#Humour #Cartoon

Khurram Wadee ✅2h ago

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for April 4, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/04/04

#Humour #Cartoon

Nicolas MØUART3h ago
Si tout était écrit comme dans les enquêtes du commissaire Maigret, le taux d'alcoolémie n'aurait aucune incidence sur le résultat des arrestations, et Vichy pétillerait d'une vigueur retrouvée.
Mais la vie n'est pas un long fleuve de Calva tranquille, et il y en a "marc".
#années80 #TV #polar #écriture #poésie #humour
Jester3h ago

There once was a pig in New York.
The butcher said what good pork.
His knife went slish slash,
Cut open a gash,
Now the butcher he needs just a fork.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Mark A. Rayner4h ago

When it's Easter weekend, and you want your cat to murder you.

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #easter