There was an old man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke through the night
With a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Qu'elle ⭐️ est naïve / quelle connasse / Mireille Mathieu, sors de ce corps !

#humour

Si tout était écrit comme dans les enquêtes du commissaire Maigret, le taux d'alcoolémie n'aurait aucune incidence sur le résultat des arrestations, et Vichy pétillerait d'une vigueur retrouvée.
Mais la vie n'est pas un long fleuve de Calva tranquille, et il y en a "marc".
#années80 #TV #polar #écriture #poésie #humour

There once was a pig in New York.
The butcher said what good pork.
His knife went slish slash,
Cut open a gash,
Now the butcher he needs just a fork.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

When it's Easter weekend, and you want your cat to murder you.

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #easter