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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labracadabrador.

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BONUS #JOKE :
I got kicked out of the coffee club, because I wore a tea shirt.

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Have you ever noticed that arachnophobia sounds exactly like what someone would say if they saw one? AR! ACK! NOOO! Phobia #dadjoke #dadpun

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It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.

@cliffwade that is a good steak in the holliday! #dadpun

we need a website that turns bonus points with spouses into Super Dad decoder ring and other good doodads.(#Dadpun included).

Out here in rural Missouri, with the truck looking like a porcupine, hunting that elusive DX.
#HamRadio
#DadPun

A #pun for good night.

A horse to endorse, of course, of course,
Is not just your regular normal horse.
You need a horse you can endorse!
The Vampire Horse, Count Ed!