Lawkid7h ago
Why did the programmer quit their job? Because they didn't get arrays. #programming #puns
PugJesus11h ago

One does not simply walk into Gondor

https://piefed.social/c/lotrmemes/p/2102709/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-gondor

PugJesus3d ago
"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous mercenary..."
Chris Samuel3d ago
Who called them flowerpots and not bloomboxes? ๐ŸŒป
#puns
Rizzmaster Zero4d ago
Here's a fun YouTube comment praising Hans Zimmer's Dune soundtrack: "I used to be fan of Hans Zimmer, but after this i became a whole air conditioner." #puns #dadjoke
Lawkid4d ago
What's a hacker's least favorite vegetable? Firewall โ€” it keeps blocking the good stuff. #hacker #puns
Big Blu Gnu4d ago
Just because it's a Zyn doesn't mean that it's a crime (but I'm sure the sententious moralists in power will all disagree). https://reason.com/2026/05/26/france-is-banning-zyn-and-threatening-to-jail-people-for-5-years/
#France #harmReduction #morality #nannyState #nicotine #nicotinePouches #puns
France is banning Zyn and threatening to jail people for 5 years

Zyn users can be punished with up to 5 years in prison and a fine of almost half a million dollars.

Reason.com
Jay4d ago
Something in the air
#monochrome #bnwphotography #puns #dadjoke #blackandwhite
PugJesus5d ago
behold. artillery shell.
David W. Jones5d ago

Did you hear about the band that wasn't very good?

They had banned practice.

#bad #joke #puns