Do you know why the Justice League didn't invite Barry Allen to the publicity shoot at the museum?

Because no Flash photography was allowed.

#DCComics #puns

Bonus #Joke
How is it that meteors always land in craters?🤔 They sure must have great aim!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis #MoonMission #SpaceMission #NASA #Astronauts #ArtemisII #Artemis2 #NeilArmstrong #BuzzAldrin #Pun #Punstodon #Puns

I thought I was starting my new job as a chef in a Tunisian restaurant today, but the HR department said I needed to do harissment training.

#puns #jokes

I have a huge dislike for the 70's as a decade. Most of, if not all of it aged really poorly. I just got this reconfirmed when YouTube shorts presented me, God knows why, with a 70's stewardesses/highjacker sketch. There is so much wrong with it, it's not even funny.

#dadjokes #pun #puns #punstodon #badhumor #thatsso70s

But seriously: the 70s suck. And yes, this really happened to me. I'm not clever enough to make shit like this up.

(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #OregonTrail #Dysentery

It is not fair to *Dicrurus bracteatus* to make this association, but I couldn’t resist asking #AI to illustrate this once I made the connection.

#SpangledDrongo #birds #Trump #puns

There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.

They are the Tolkien white guys.

(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)

#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault