Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: The abdominal snowman.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Winter #WinterFreeze #Snowman #Puns #Driving #Dashboards #Fonts #Snowmen

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why was the computer so good at hockey?
A: Because it had a hard drive for the net.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Hockey #OreoCookies #Oreo #Oreos #IceHockey #Puns #Pun #Computers

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur who's a noisy sleeper?
A: Tyranno-snorus!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A: A blast from the past.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #January #Dinosaurs #DinosaurPun #Puns

Hey Sainsbury's, struggling to shift Turkeys in your premium range? Have this one for free:
"Baste the difference"

You're welcome

#UK #Sainsburys #Puns

Thought I'd start the year with a new #introduction:

I'm a fortyish man from the south-west of #Norway; working in IT and trying to overcome my #procrastination on my spare time.

Mostly quiet and nerdy, except when listening to #music while #singing along and in a #choir.

When the mood strikes me I try to make some #art or do some #programming, unless I get sucked into #reading, #gaming or surfing the Internet.

Making stupid #puns is also on my list of things to do.

#reintroduction

http #Magnesium #OMG #0mg #Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

It's only called a Monte Carlo simulation if it's run within the principality of Monaco, otherwise, it's just a sparkling estimation by random sampling

#Statistics #Puns #MonteCarlo