The girl is potting out her pea plants. She's doing a bit of science, varying the conditions for each pot. She's also naming them.

So we have Percy Pea in a very sunny spot, Poppy Pea planted in compost from the wormery, and Pip Pea tied to a very long stick.
We also have one completely normal one: Print, the control pea.

#BadDadJokes

Warum heisst das Intranet der OBI Gruppe, das alle Filialen und die Zentrale verbindet, eigentlich nicht Obi-WAN? #BadDadJokes
@swizzlevixen It's not old money, it's mature cheddar! #BadDadJokes

I keep taking a screenshot of my stats on FoxiMax: is this normal?

#DadJokes #BadDadJokes #StopGroaningAtTheBack

Listen, kitty, I'm just following instructions: "Park Tool".
#BikeTooter #CatsOfMastodon #BadDadJokes

Q. Why did the astronauts visit the dark side of the moon?

A. Because they were tired of seeing the dark side of the earth.

[insert cymbals clashing here]

You're welcome.

#Joke #BadDadJokes #Astronauts #Politics

I am so old that I prefer inspiring Bistro discussions over boring Distro wars. SCNR (Sorry, Could Not Resist)

#Graybeard #Linux #BadDadJokes

Q. What would you name this dog on the moon?

A. The lunar Rover.

#BadDadJokes

#Space #DogsOfMastodon

It just clicked, they let the magic smoke out of the Vatican

https://wuffs.org/@Ninji/114474125736984760

#pope #pope2025 #BadDadJokes

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white smoke just came out of our router... this means that the DHCP conclave has ended and a new IP address has been selected

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