#joke #pun
What type of Fire extinguisher did the all bad Americas through out history till this current of Trump's reign and UTTFF use to extinguish the Statue of liberty's (lipid) torch fire and Indigenous Fire Management (IRM)?

Type: KKK fire extinguisher

The saddest fruit-eating dog is the melon collie.

#dadjoke #pun

Of course, a very special hello to people who boldly reply "Off course". ✊

#English #spelling #communication #pun

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you win in a space talent competition?

A: A constellation prize.

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Bonus #Joke
How is it that meteors always land in craters?🤔 They sure must have great aim!

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I have a huge dislike for the 70's as a decade. Most of, if not all of it aged really poorly. I just got this reconfirmed when YouTube shorts presented me, God knows why, with a 70's stewardesses/highjacker sketch. There is so much wrong with it, it's not even funny.

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But seriously: the 70s suck. And yes, this really happened to me. I'm not clever enough to make shit like this up.