Here I sit broken hearted
can't get this computer started
oh what am I gonna do?
should I hit it with a shoe?
I think now it's dearly departed.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Borowitz Report

…Adding insult to injury, Chat responded to subsequent prompts by informing Vance that Obama reached this deal without a reckless military campaign that closed the Strait of Hormuz and required the US to pay Iran $300 billion.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/vance-furious-after-chatgpt-keeps

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Some limerics are grand.
Some limerics are bland.
The ones I've read here
are good to the ear.
so let's all give 'em a hand.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Help, I've run out of beer.
Would you get me some dear?
She got up in a bolt,
said 'you lazy old dolt,
do I look like the waitress here?

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Me: What's the difference between curtains and toilet paper?

Son: I don't know, what?

Me: Well, I guess that was you, then.

#joke

I think Bugs Bunny is funny.
He makes lotza money.
Unlike most parrots,
he only eats carrots,
with out even a dip in some honey.

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

#joke

There was a young fellow named Clay
Who liked to sit on his doofus all day
Till one day he sat
On an ill-tempered cat
And it took his enjoyment away

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke