’𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺 ’ 👠

What’s the matter? Don’t like the extra spice in your salad? 🥗

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Old man Edward was given his wage,
but he was displeased and ate it with rage.
'What are you doing?'
- said someone, argueing
that hot sauce would do for one of his age.

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Did you hear about the environmentalist who traveled down the same bicycle trail twice?

They re-cycled.

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In limericks the line is quite fine
'Twixt lousy, and good, and sublime
This one's an example
Of rhymes meant to rankle --
And I do it in jest all the time!

'You write limericks that prove you depraved,
So far gone that I doubt you'll be saved,'
The minister said,
Sadly shaking his head,
'Your road straight to Hell's nicely paved

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“There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

The average developer also introduced a third type: the language that everyone would like to use for any purpose.

But unfortunately, it is a void set, even if one sees a new candidate for it from time to time...

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There once was a girl named Katie
Who looked like she was from Haiti
She looked very foreign
Now this limerick's borin
Now hoist up the sails, matie.

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There once was a man named Hink.
Who really loved the color pink.
He was out all day,
Got in everyone's way,
And looked at me with a wink.

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We have exclusive video from one of the ships stranded in the blockade of #hormuz ;

https://youtu.be/deoNAOfkXxc?si=DaTL4rE3OYh3IzA3

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Once it was snowing outside.
I said, 'I think I'll go slide.'
Out on the ice,
I saw some mice,
And screaming, ran back inside.

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