Some light reading

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What do you call a famously big basketball player at an electronics shop with his atoms decaying?

https://lemmy.world/post/44961787

An in-vest-igator!

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At a funeral a man says to the widow, "Mind if I say a word?"
"Not at all,” she says, “please do."
He stands up, clears his throat, and says, "Comprehensive," then sits down.
She responds in tears, "Thank you. That means everything."

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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a millipede?

Bacon and legs.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have such great complexion?

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It’s Round Three of our Favorite Dad Jokes voting bracket! There are 32 dad jokes remaining!

There were quite a few close votes in the second round. One third of them!

- Emotional baggage over Catch a squirrel by 1 vote!
- Indecisive over Seagulls over ocean by 1 vote!
- Nacho cheese over De‑brie cheese by 1 vote!
- Paranoid library over Skeleton in bar by 1 vote!
- Tomato blush over Satisfactory factory by 1 vote!
- Dentist’s favorite time over Chicken egg Amazon by 2 votes
- 1023MB band over Paper jokes by 3 votes
- Fly fishing over Shocking electrician by 3 votes
- Time flies over May flowers by 3 votes
- Time travel joke over Catching fog by 3 votes
- Origami paperwork over Mummy music by 4 votes

Vote now in Round Three! Everyone is welcome!
The deadline is Tuesday evening, March 31.

https://votingbrackets.com/favorite-dad-jokes-2026-round-three/

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Piiig

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