Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! #dadjoke
My Dad is Dracula (and Cancelled Plans To Stay In) 📺 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

@Der_Kalle Also einer mit 'ner langen Leitung!

#dadjoke

The Indian Restaurant is so secretive that I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t tell anyone their flatbread recipe.
It’s just a standard naan disclosure agreement.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #lawyerhumour

A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack. #dadjoke
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. #dadjoke
My Dad is Dracula (and a Dusty Record Collection) 💿 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes

When I was young I wasn't very good at playing the guitar. But now after years of dedication, practice and lessons, I'm no longer young.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #granddadjoke

How do you organize a space party? You planet. #dadjoke