The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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Mother's Day is when the least amount of crime is committed in the US. And I think that says a lot about how many moms are out there committing crimes, but can't on #MothersDay because they're at brunch with their kids.

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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What classic book is perfect for reading on #CincoDeMayo ?
A: Tequila Mockingbird.

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The man has a plethora of talent.

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The second one.

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When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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