Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons! #dadjoke
@Der_Kalle Also einer mit 'ner langen Leitung!
The Indian Restaurant is so secretive that I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t tell anyone their flatbread recipe.
It’s just a standard naan disclosure agreement.
When I was young I wasn't very good at playing the guitar. But now after years of dedication, practice and lessons, I'm no longer young.