Mastodawn

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. #dadjoke

Because it was a cheetah.

The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

@davey_cakes What's the difference between Windows and a race car?

The race car only crashes once.

A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” #dadjoke

They charged him with emBEEzlement

Lil Caesars

The saddest fruit-eating dog is the melon collie.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. #dadjoke

Nah, I'm still working on it.