Call and Response

Call and Response by Stewart Stafford

Crank call from a candle factory —
A triple-threat candelabra.
Introduced themselves as Sasquatch,
With a vendetta against my Chupacabra.

My wife hyperventilated —
the hundredth call that week,
each one crazier than the last.
Ignore it, I said — turn the other slashed cheek.

Heavy breathing, then pizza orders,
Giggling voices asking for directions.
We changed the number, blew the whistle,
And left the rest to the Department of Deflections.

© 2026, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.

Grumpy Mushfrooms for adoption:
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Планируешь создать устойчивую экосистему для фэнтезийных существ? Начни с ниши: кем они питаются, кто их ест, где обитают. Подумай о повадках и легендах. Это придаст глубины и реализма.

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Fantasy creatures shouldn’t just exist—they should feel inevitable.
Step inside the Greystar Universe and learn how to design creatures that are shaped by magic, conflict, and consequence.
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This is a Knome (short for Knowing-nome) drawn by @JJiawei on wattpad as a prize for winning a writing award 😊

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If you lived in the world of Greystar, which creature would you fear the most?
🐺 Thorn Wolves
🐉 Auroral Drakes
🌊 Storm Serpents
👁 Hollow
The frontier is full of ancient magic.
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Little thread of chibi fantasy creatures! YAY!

(They're the creatures you'll find inside the "Small (Colorable) Guide to Fantastic Creatures", with text from CactusDiFuoco

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHXPPZ8T?ref=sp_email )

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AETHERMANCER + TURTLE RUN 55 - This Tuesday for Party Hour, we will be returning to Pilgrim's Rest as we attempt another journey through the Void in Aethermancer.

Once the hour is done, we will do some Royals leading up to the Turtle Run 55. We will be going to MSLA Raceway for 55 Laps, for the Fourth race in the Fall Season of the MSLA.

https://www.twitch.tv/Kenku

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