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Flander's Game

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Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbor’s lawn, lest he be angry with thee and cometh to hate thee. Prov 25:17-ish

Charlene And The Chocolate Factory

There is no "i" in lawn!

Whistle while ICE works in the neighborhood.

Please don't eat the daisies, the dog likes to pee on them.

A dog is man's best friend, except the one the neighbor keeps bringing to crap in our yard.

any Neighbula award winner, such as:
Every Heart a (Next) Doorway by Seanan McGuire