Call and Response


Call and Response by Stewart Stafford

Crank call from a candle factory —
A triple-threat candelabra.
Introduced themselves as Sasquatch,
With a vendetta against my Chupacabra.

My wife hyperventilated —
the hundredth call that week,
each one crazier than the last.
Ignore it, I said — turn the other slashed cheek.

Heavy breathing, then pizza orders,
Giggling voices asking for directions.
We changed the number, blew the whistle,
And left the rest to the Department of Deflections.

© 2026, Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.

#Absurdism #Absurdist #Bigfoot #Chupacabra #CrankCall #CryptidS #Cryptids #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #FantasticBeasts #FantasyCreatures #MythicalCreatures #NuisanceCall #NuisanceCallers #NuisanceCalls #Phone #Poem #poems #Poetry #Sasquatch #StewartStaffordPoems #Surreal #SurrealHumour #Surrealism #Telephone

The three phases of my brain in one song.

Tonio K
"Merzsuite:
Let Us Join Together in a Tune
Umore
Futt Futt Futt"
1979

#70sRock #Rock #Absurdism #Surrealism #Music

New #blog #post: Breakfast at Der Waffle Haus

https://rldane.space/breakfast-at-der-waffle-haus.html

1013 words

#cw: deals briefly with loss/mourning but in a light manner

cc: my wonderful #chorus: @joel @dm @sotolf @thedoctor @pixx @orbitalmartian @adamsdesk @krafter @roguefoam @clayton @giantspacesquid @Twizzay @stfn

(I will happily add/remove you from the chorus upon request! :)

#rlDaneWriting #blost #DeadLikeMe #loss #mourning #humor #absurdism #absurd #breakfast #waffle #WaffleHouse #DerWaffleHaus

Breakfast at Der Waffle Haus

@cmconseils Just enjoying the view :) #absurdism

📝 Plot: A funeral home modernizes its operations by introducing an experimental computer system meant to optimize death services. However, bureaucratic logic and absurd automation lead to increasingly surreal situations where technology interferes with mourning, grief, and human dignity in a darkly comedic critique of modern efficiency.

#LOrdinateurDesPompesFunebres #Comedy #Satire #FrenchCinema #1970sCinema #DarkComedy #Technology #Death #Absurdism

What Is Absurdism? Camus and the Philosophy of the Absurd

Albert Camus believed life is absurd — but that's not a reason to despair.

Camus should be immune to the anti-life equation, right?

It's a mathematical proof that life is meaningless because none of your choices matter. Thus, you should surrender your will to Darkseid.

Camus already knows that. But he knows the only logical response is revolt against the absurd.
#DCComics #Philosophy #Absurdism

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https://jaimedavid.blog/2026/04/10/22/56/19/analysis/jaimedavid327/10572/wonderment-within-weirdness-has-something-a-lot-of-media-is-missing-heart/

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