I'm watching an ant go up a tree right now. What a meaningless life this ant has. Oh, hold on. I hear something. I have to freeze in place potentially forever. TTYL. #bigfoot
Me swipe right on human girl who like hiking. She message “you look tall in your pics ” Bro if you only knew. Me am tall in every dimension including sadness.

If me ever find girlfriend we gonna bond over shared trauma: “remember when all romantic spots burn down?” Very intimate. Then we hide together in last tiny bush until it also catch fire. True love in end times.