Drought so bad creek where me used to splash and look majestic now just sad puddle with tadpoles laughing at me. Me try dramatic walk through it… feet get stuck in mud. Very dignified. 10/10 hiding.
Climate change ruining everything. Used to hide in thick old-growth forest. Now trees all dead or on fire. Me standing in middle of clearing like “surprise humans.” Thanks a lot, Al Gore. Me never forgive.
Patty still the standard. Every time me see blurry trail cam of female Sasquatch me think “eh, not Patty.” Then me remember me also not Patty. Dating pool very shallow when you are the entire species.
Lots of talk this week in the #bigfoot community about how this new documentary totally disproves the Patterson-Gimlin footage. As someone who *literally* wrote the book on Bigfoot (okay, okay, *a* book on Bigfoot), lemme just say
Wait. Til. The. Documentary. Comes. Out. Right now it's ALL hearsay.
#cryptozoology #sasquatch #pgf #pattersongimlinfilm #CapturingBigfoot
Patty from Patterson-Gimlin still prettier than all of Instagram combined. Meanwhile me look like if Chewbacca lost custody battle and started day drinking. Unfair universe.
Dear diary,
Today me saw drone. Drone saw me. Drone now missing. Coincidence? Me think not. But me also think me handsome so maybe bias.
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Hazel E. Baumgartner — Author