Don't wait until people are dead to give them flowers.
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one small fart for man. one less stupid idea for mankind.

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Turns out a trip highlight can be a Funeral Museum (Bestattungsmuseum Wien). The exhibition was fascinating, but the merch shop? Peak dark humor, more than I've ever seen in one spot. Vienna and death really do have a special relationship. 🖤⚰️ #Vienna #DarkHumor #bestattungsmuseum

📚 Game On by: Navessa Allen

I hate that woman.

Tyler Neumann has spent years looking for his father, and not because he wants to meet the man. No, he wants to destroy him. And he’ll manipulate whoever he can to exact his revenge.

Including Stella McCormick. She’s everything Tyler hates. Her wealth and privilege have protected her ...

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If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.

I'm sorry, sir, your ex-wife was pronounced dead.

I can't believe I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time!

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