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The reversion-to-the-mean critique for LLMs is valid only for those already above the mean. For those below it, or those writing across linguistic, educational, cognitive, or editorial disadvantage, the same movement towards the mean may function not as degradation but as enfranchisement. The political question, then, is not whether AI homogenises prose, but whose prose is being homogenised, from which starting point.

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The Daily Show on Instagram: "Say Something Normal: The only game show where you win for saying something normal!"

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Pissant Pol Pot

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The Manifesto of the Futurist Programmers (1991)

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