August 9, 2023 - Day 221 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 241

Game: Arcade Paradise

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Aug 11, 2022
Library Date: Aug 4, 2023
Unplayed: 5d
Playtime: 54m

There comes a time in every monthly Humble Bundle where you hit the cruft. The games they chose to pad out the bundle to eight games.

...and so we come to Arcade Paradise, game number five.

This is not that game.

I really didn't expect much of this from the title. The apparent love of retro games by indie devs is lost on me, and going on the name and the artwork, I made the assumption that this was going to be something a la Capcom's "Arcade Stadium" with a bunch of retro-styled games, and maybe some vague narrative thread to string them together.

Having just finished re-assembling my PC at 11:45pm, I figured I'd put in my 15 minutes and write the review later.

The game intro didn't do much to assuage my fears. A bunch of hand-drawn animated graphics. Not *badly* done, but I've been burned before.

The intro ends, and the screen morphs into... full first-person high resolution 3D.

*blink* wut.

This is a pleasant surprise.

As it turns out, Arcade Paradise is a love letter to retro arcade games, wrapped in a business sim.

As 19yo college dropout Ashley, you've been handed the keys to one of your father's run-down laundromats, in the hope that you'll "make something" of yourself.

The game opens with you dropped off by the bus in front of said laundromat, with a series of answering machine messages from your father telling you each step of managing the laundromat.

Hope you don't mind doing laundry, kid. There's a lot of it to do. There's also cleaning, garbage collection, maintenance, and emptying coin hoppers.

Oh, and there are a couple of arcade machines in the back room.

This is the heart of the narrative. Yes, you need to do all that stuff in the laundromat, working long days, to earn money... so that you can afford to buy more arcade machines, and prove to dad that there's more to life than just the grind of doing laundry.

I was hooked, and am tired this morning as a result.

There are some things that frustrate me about the gameplay. The "opening the safe" process gets old *very* quickly. The inability to interact with the garbage piled outside the laundromat just annoys me.

I WANT TO CLEAN IT UP. There are empty vending machines that I want to fill, and cannot interact with. I don't just want to build the arcade, I also want to clean up and renovate the laundromat, but that's a "me" thing.

Ironically, you can also play the arcade games themselves, something that just doesn't grab me at all, but that's OK by me.

In a completely unexpected twist, Arcade Paradise is:

4: Good

#ArcadeParadise #FirstPerson #Simulation #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 10, 2023 - Day 222 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 242

Game: SuchART

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Aug 14, 2022
Library Date: Aug 4, 2023
Unplayed: 6d
Playtime: 1h44m

Game number six: SuchART.

I figured this might be the game where I sigh, and force myself to 15 minutes and write my little review.

Almost two hours later...

Conceptually, this game is much like Passpartout: The Starving Artist that really surprised me back in January.

Instead of a humble garage in Paris, you find yourself in a future where all art is created by robots, and realising the dead end of this, real live artists are being sponsored to create real art, with real paints and canvases...

...based on a space station.

It's a cute twist. You're supplied with everything required to make basic art, and you can paint commissions or just create paintings and sell them in the "marketplace" (no other players required).

My first commission was a request for a unicorn from my sister.

It was a very bad unicorn. She loved it. Of course.

You can pretty much grind out anything, and it will be accepted and loved by those who commissioned it.

White polar bear in a snowstorm doesn't cut it though.

You have to put *something* on the canvas.

I kept painting, and churning out crap to complete quests and level up. It was kind of fun, and a chill way to kill some time.

Then... I saw something. An idea. An actual idea. In fiddling around with the in-game tools, something unlocked, and I found myself frantically grabbing paints and rollers and brushes, and a water pistol filled with paint, and *creating*.

When I was done, I sat back in my chair, and just loved that thing I'd created.

SuchART is:

5: Excellent

#SuchART #FirstPerson #Art #Simulation #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 11, 2023 - Day 223 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 243

Game: Tin Can

Platform: Steam
Release Date: May 13, 2022
Library Date: Aug 4, 2023
Unplayed: 7d
Playtime: 25m

Tin Can is game number seven in this month's Humble Choice bundle, and answers the question, "What if Breathedge, but serious?"

Tin Can is a first-person space survival sim. Your goal is to survive as long as possible in real time.

The tutorial walks you (an on-board janitor) through the basic systems of the escape pod through a set of cute over-the-radio interactions with an on-board engineer who has to be in two places at once, and seconds you a few times to run through some repairs, then diagnostics, then troubleshooting.

Then the ship starts to explode, and suddenly you need to be in that escape pod.

You have a handful of spare parts, a technical manual, and a few minutes to solve whatever problem the escape pod is experiencing before that problem kills you.

The game tells you upfront that you will die. A lot.

I wouldn't describe it as fun, per se; it's stressful, but very engaging.

With only one game left in this month's bundle, I'm genuinely surprised at the number of bangers this time around.

If you don't already own the games I reckon you can't go wrong dropping AUD$17 on the bundle, even if the final game turns out to be a fizzer.

Tin Can is:

4: Good

#TinCan #FirstPerson #Survival #Simulation #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 12, 2023 - Day 224 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 244

Game: Hot Brass

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Feb 17, 2021
Library Date: Aug 4, 2023
Unplayed: 8d
Playtime: 16m

Hot Brass is the final game in this month's Humble Choice bundle, and answers the question, "What if Rainbow Six Siege was a top-down game about SWAT cops?"

I'll start out with saying I'm wary about reviewing this, purely on the basis of it being by a local Melbourne developer, and if I rip it to shreds, I feel like there's a chance that I probably know someone who knows someone.

However, I need to get this out of the way. I cognitively understand why "ACAB" is a thing, yet I still struggle to reconcile it personally with some people I know who are very much C, but very much not B.

However, one cannot get away from the fact that SWAT teams are militarised police, and Hot Brass is a SWAT team simulator, so TCAB.

On a purely gameplay front, I wasn't quite sure how to make sense of the game, but a couple of minutes of the tutorial and I was ready to jump ahead and into the game.

It's much the same as most first or third-person shooters: WASD movement, CTRL to crouch, point weapons with mouse. Space to sprint is an odd choice, though. 1 & 2 to switch between primary & secondary, 3 & 4 for flashbang & door breach charge.

Right-click to yell at a non-compliant suspect... F to tase a suspect into compliance, E to handcuff a compliant suspect...

...it got ugly quickly.

I tried to just play without thinking about it too much, but I couldn't compartmentalise.

I've lived with depression and anxiety for most of my adult life, and my late Dx for autism explained a lot of that. I'm trans.

I'm now painfully aware in a way that I wasn't when I was younger that there are several different aspects of my identity in which an encounter with police could end badly for me, and I still have the privilege that comes from being white and educated.

I'm not Breonna Taylor, or Elijah McClain, or Eric Parsa, or Maddie Hoffman, or Clare Nowland. These names and more are burned into my brain, countering the lifelong messaging that the police are there to protect me.

As I breach the door in the first mission, then start yelling at someone expressing thanks that the police have arrived, followed by handcuffing them, it's all a bit too visceral, even as a top-down game with my character represented by a circle with a MP5 icon. I'm not having fun.

The mechanics of the game are well executed, and on a purely technical level, it seems like a good game. Some of the illustrations in the loading screens are... I can see a lot of effort and love went into them, and I'll leave it there.

Unfortunately, I can't enjoy playing as a cop; Hot Brass is:

2: Meh

#HotBrass #TopDown #Shooter #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 13, 2023 - Day 225 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 245

Game: Save Room

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Apr 28, 2022
Library Date: Sep 11, 2022
Unplayed: 336d (11m2d)
Playtime: 32m

Save Room is a military-themed organisational puzzle game.

It's pretty simple. You have a case. You have X amount of space in the case. You have guns, and ammo. Make everything fit, with nothing left over.

Later on you get extra bits and pieces. You have a health meter, and sometimes you have things that add and take away from health, and you might have to take away from your health with an item and then replenish your health with a booster, thus using up both items.

There's actually not a lot to say here. It's a fun little puzzle game, and not a bad way to chill out and kill some time.

Save Room is:

3: OK

#SaveRoom #Puzzle #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 14, 2023 - Day 226 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 246

Game: Submerged

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Aug 4, 2015
Library Date: May 13, 2023
Unplayed: 93d (3m1d)
Playtime: 24m

Submerged is an third-person post-apocalyptic open-world exploration game. You play as a young girl, Miku, who is trying to save her brother's life, and to do so, must sail around a submerged city, climbing the buildings and exploring the ruins to locate crates containing survival items.

It's very pretty, but based on my movement through the game so far, it seems like it will be a reasonably short game that won't outstay its welcome.

I think the sail->search->climb->find gameplay loop could get pretty old pretty quickly.

As you move through the story, you uncover pieces of Miku & her brother's story, and the story of what happened to the city in the form of pictographs, and as you explore, there are 60 collectables to find.

Submerged is:

3: OK

#Submerged #ThirdPerson #OpenWorld #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 15, 2023 - Day 227 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 247

Game: The Stillness of the Wind

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Feb 8, 2019
Library Date: Jun 5, 2023
Unplayed: 71d (2m10d)
Playtime: 22m

The Stillness of the Wind is a third-person game about loss and getting old.

Talma lives alone on her farm in the middle of nowhere, with a couple of goats, and a few chickens.

This is a very quiet game, that involves just... living. As Talma, you milk the goats & make cheese. You collect eggs from the chickens, and mushrooms from under the windmill. You plant seeds, and collect water from the well, to water them. You cook dinner, read a letter should one come, and go to bed to start over.

Rendered in warm watercolour tones, you feel Talma's age as she makes her way around her tiny farm. Various items bring memories to mind, and several of them are quite sad.

This is not a game to play for fun. It evoked in me a sense of melancholy and loneliness.

I will probably play it through to completion, but when I'm in the right frame of mind to engage with it.

The Stillness of the Wind is:

3: OK

#TheStillnessOfTheWind #ThirdPerson #CozyGaming #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 16, 2023 - Day 228 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 248

Game: Praey for the Gods

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Dec 15, 2021
Library Date: Mar 10, 2023
Unplayed: 159d (5m6d)
Playtime: 29m

Praey for the Gods is a third-person "open-world" boss-climbing adventure game.

Set in a harsh frozen post-apocalyptic wilderness, you play a nameless woman on a quest to kill the "Gods" in an attempt to try and save your world.

I bought this as part of the "Humble Heroines" bundle in March, and had no idea what the game was about. I started playing at 11:58pm last night.

After playing it, I was still struggling to grapple with understanding exactly what was going on.

Apparently, the game is inspired by a PS2 / PS4 game called "Shadow of the Colossus"; the PS2 version was released in 2005, and remade for the PS4 in 2018. I have no experience with that game either, & I feel like the devs expect the player to be familiar with the concepts underlying the gameplay.

The game opens with an intro giving the basic concept of the world, & the "gods", after which you find yourself in a tutorial level that guides you through navigation & interaction; you progress through a map, interacting with various items along the way, including a pull-switch that you "attack" to open doors and activate items.

Until suddenly it doesn't.

I activated one of these switches as I had several times before, and instead of moving into the next section, I was somewhere else entirely different, with nothing in common with the environment I'd just been in (that would give me some clue to how I'd arrived there), with a skyscraper-sized monster trying to kill me.

I'm unarmed.

At this point, I'm glad I'd left the difficulty set to the easiest level, because otherwise I would have been dead. A lot.

After punching the monster proved ineffective, I eventually realised that maybe I could climb out of the way.

Success.

After an eternity of sluggish climbing, there was a switch at the top which activated a bell that affected the monster.

At which point I noticed that the monster had three of the switches attached to its body. Turns out you can climb the monster too.

Did I mention that climbing is sluggish and awkward?

These boss fights are the core of the game, and the core gameplay is just frustrating. Each time you attack the boss with one of these switches, which you need to do multiple times for each switch, it tries to shake you off, so you need to wildly tap a button to stay on.

This drains your stamina, until you get knocked off and have to climb back up again, frustratingly grinding your way to killing the boss.

The game is a good looking game, and apparently open-world with a "survival" mechanic as well, but with feeling like I'm just grinding to achieve anything, it doesn't feel worth the effort.

Praey for the Gods is:

2: Meh

#PraeyForTheGods #ThirdPerson #Adventure #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 17, 2023 - Day 229 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 249

Game: Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Dec 4, 2018
Library Date: Apr 7, 2019
Unplayed: 1593d (4y4m10d)
Playtime: 45m

Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden is an adventure/tactical RPG with exploration & stealth elements, set in a post-apocalyptic Earth.

You control a team of humanoid/animal mutants called "stalkers" who scavenge the wastelands (called "The Zone") for resources to keep the last human refuge, "The Ark" running.

In terms of gameplay, it feels similar to other tactics RPGs I've played this year, and like many of those, it drew me in.

Even so, attacks have to be planned out carefully, and regular manual saves are necessary; it was late last night when I played it, but I don't think there's any autosaving.

Initially, your team consists of two characters, a humanoid boar named Bormin, and a humanoid duck named Dux. A lot of effort went into character names, apparently.

You find yourself on the map exploring in the dark; you can use a torch to explore, or turn it off to stealth around. Sometimes you're in stealth to split up and ambush the "ghouls" of The Zone, sometimes it's to avoid enemies that are so many levels above you, you have to sneak past them.

The overgrown post-apocalyptic environment is well executed, and this is yet another game I can see myself returning to; I wish I hadn't left it so long to play.

Mutant Year Zero: Road to Eden is:

4: Good

#MutantYearZero #TacticalRPG #Adventure #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 18, 2023 - Day 230 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 250

Game: Darksiders Warmastered Edition

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Nov 30, 2016
Library Date: Dec 4, 2018
Unplayed: 1718d (4y8m14d)
Playtime: 27m

Darksiders Warmastered Edition is a remastered version of the original Darksiders released in 2010. It's a third-person hack-and-slash action-adventure.

The game opens with a explanation of the universe of the game; For eons, heaven and hell were at war, until "The Council" brought the war to a standstill. The Council had their own four-person army to take down anyone from either side who broke the law.

The army? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

After a period of time, humans arose, and it was predicted that one day Heaven, Hell, and Humans would engage in a final battle when the seventh seal was broken (a lot of repurposed religious imagery here).

The game opens to a scene of world wide devastation, as meteor strikes across the planet turn out to be monster demons attacking humans, angels attack monsters, humans running around and dying a lot, and then you show up.

"You" being one of the Four Horsemen: War.

Angry looking dude with glowing eyes, long blond hair, and a huge sword. You take down demons and angels left and right, until you get smushed by a big demon in a boss battle.

Then you show up in front of the council, and they're kind of unhappy, and blaming you for the battle, as you weren't supposed to show up until the seventh seal was broken, and the seventh seal is intact.

Basically, War has been set up.

Playing with keyboard and mouse, the controls feel a little bit sloppy, and habitually going for the shift key to sprint doesn't work well when the shift key is set to focus fire.

With a little bit more playtime it might feel a little bit better, but I don't know if it's because it's a seven year old remaster of a thirteen year old game, or it's just overly bombastic, but it's not grabbing me and yelling "keep playing", but there's something interesting there.

Darksiders Warmastered Edition is:

3: OK

#Darksiders #HackAndSlash #ActionAdventure #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 19, 2023 - Day 231 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 251

Game: Glass Masquerade

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Nov 19, 2016
Library Date: Aug 19, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 1h10m

Given today's exhaustion levels, I wanted something simple to play, and it just so happened that I got an email that Glass Masquerade was on special, as it's been on my wishlist for some time.

Glass Masquerade is a gorgeous stained-glass puzzle game, in which you're presented with a shape that you need to fill in with a series of random pieces arrayed around the outside of the play area, on two concentric "trays", with very much of a jigsaw puzzle vibe (without being a jigsaw).

The only downside is that it can be frustratingly fiddly to rotate the trays to find the piece you want.

It's beautiful, with a chilled soundtrack, and a great way to just kick back and relax when that's what I need.

Glass Masquerade is:

4: Good

#GlassMasquerade #StainedGlass #Puzzle #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 20, 2023 - Day 232 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 252

Game: Hotshot Racing

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Sep 11, 2020
Library Date: May 13, 2023
Unplayed: 99d (3m7d)
Playtime: 18m

Hotshot Racing is a intensely colourful polygon-based retro arcade racing game.

In May a couple of games I wanted came up in a Fanatical Bundle, where the more games you bought, the cheaper each game was; buying three games was the minimum bundle level. Hotshot Racing was the filler game I added to the bundle to hit that level.

I love a good arcade racer. Hotshot Racing is not a good arcade racer.

Again, I have no love for retro-style graphics, but if the driving was good, I could get past the graphics.

The driving is not great either. The AI-driven cars are incredibly aggressive for a game that's meant to be a racer, and not something like Wreckfest.

Getting out in front of the other cars is always temporary, because they magically catch up every time... then immediately try and run you off the road.

The same two AI drivers in each race would box me in and bounce me, no matter if I got ahead of them or not.

It was just a frustrating 18 minutes of racing that I would have preferred to have spent in Forza Horizon or Wreckfest.

Hotshot Racing is:

2: Meh

#HotshotRacing #ArcadeRacing #Retro #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 21, 2023 - Day 233 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 253

Game: Golden Light

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Mar 12, 2022
Library Date: Apr 2, 2023
Unplayed: 141d (4m19d)
Playtime: 22m

Golden Light is, in the description provided by the developer, a "Survival-Horror FPS Prop Hunt Roguelike about meat".

Honestly, I need to let the devs describe it, because I couldn't.

It's a pixelated bitmapped mess. It uses procedural generation to decide what something you pick up will do each run. You're apparently in some monstrous "gut", and you can eat anything you pick up.

There are weapons, but if you use them, you'll make the gut angry.

You can eat the weapons. They might do something good. They might do something bad. They might do nothing at all.

Some props will turn into vaguely defined and difficult to identify monsters. The graphics are awful. "Meat" panels randomly appear on badly lit walls.

I viscerally hate this game, pun intended. This is the third-worst game I've played this year. I cannot understand how anyone would enjoy this, let alone rate it 9/10.

It came as part of the March Humble Bundle, and I'm just glad that I didn't buy it by choice.

Golden Light is:

1: Nope

#GoldenLight #HorrorSurvival #FPS #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 22, 2023 - Day 234 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 254

Game: Desktop Dungeons Enhanced Edition

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Apr 19, 2023
Library Date: Apr 18, 2023
Unplayed: 126d (4m4d)
Playtime: 32m

Desktop Dungeons Enhanced Edition is an updated version of Desktop Dungeons (Nov 7, 2013). I'm not exactly sure what makes it "Enhanced", but it was given away free earlier in the year, and if you owned this, you got the sequel "Desktop Dungeons: Rewind" for free, which seemed like a deal that was too good to be true.

Desktop Dungeons is a top-down bitmap pixel-art roguelike dungeon crawler puzzle game.

It's also a great example of a game where the gameplay overcomes my dislike of pixel-art games.

In one sense, it's a pretty standard dungeon crawler. Explore the dungeon, attack mobs.

However, each square you uncover goes towards refilling your health and mana. You need to explore the fog of war to find mobs, but if you clear the fog of war and then try and kill the mobs, you're gonna have a bad time.

It took me a few goes to get through the first level, but by the time I did, I was hooked.

Between dungeons there's some resource management and basic city-building going on, but the game is designed to be played in short chunks.

Desktop Dungeons Enhanced Edition is:

4: Good

#DesktopDungeons #TopDown #DungeonCrawler #Puzzle #PixelArt #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 23, 2023 - Day 235 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 255

Game: Desktop Dungeons: Rewind

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Apr 19, 2023
Library Date: Apr 19, 2023
Unplayed: 126d (4m4d)
Playtime: 23m

Desktop Dungeons: Rewind is Desktop Dungeons Enhanced Edition in 3D.

Literally.

Gone are the pixel-art bitmaps, replaced by glorious detailed 3D artwork.

The gameplay is (at least at this point) identical.

Like, last night I played through the first map multiple times before I understood it and beat it.

Tonight, exactly the same map, with the same mobs, and the same drops, but all in 3D.

So: Desktop Dungeons: Rewind is an isometric 3D roguelike dungeon crawler puzzle game.

Where last night it was a great example of a game where the gameplay overcomes my dislike of pixel-art games, now the fun gameplay is also pretty.

Still a pretty standard dungeon crawler. Explore the dungeon, attack mobs.

However, each square you uncover goes towards refilling your health and mana. You need to explore the fog of war to find mobs, but if you clear the fog of war and then try and kill the mobs, you're gonna have a bad time.

I cleared the first level with exactly the same strategy I used last night, still hooked. The only reason I didn't keep playing was that it ran into my actual work shift.

Between dungeons there's some resource management and basic city-building going on, but the game is designed to be played in short chunks. No change, just prettier city-building, in 3D!

In a shocking and surprising turn of events, Desktop Dungeons: Rewind is:

4: Good

#DesktopDungeons #Isometric #DungeonCrawler #Puzzle #3D #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 24, 2023 - Day 236 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 256

Game: Shred! 2 - ft Sam Pilgrim

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Dec 18, 2018
Library Date: Aug 9, 2023
Unplayed: 15d
Playtime: 19m

Shred! 2 - ft Sam Pilgrim is a 2.5D mountain bike game. I'm not sure simulator quite fits.

Firstly, I don't know who Sam Pilgrim is, and I don't really care to find out. I assume he's the mountain biker you play in-game.

I got an email for a 5-game bundle from Fanatical a couple of weeks ago, and as I wanted one game in the bundle, and $8.00 for 5 games was cheaper than that game on its own, I bought the bundle.

I have a terrible sense of balance which means that riding a bike is a chore, and pulling stunts or tricks is utterly impossible.

Riding a skateboard (or anything with small wheels) is a non-event. Yet I lost countless hours to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, & 3 (even 4, to a degree).

I also got invited to the Rider's Republic beta, enjoyed it enough to buy the game when it went on sale. In both the THPS games and RR, I've managed to pull some pretty wild stunts and had fun while doing it.

None of that mattered in Shred 2. Shred 2 wants you to pull technically correct tricks... perfectly timed. Fail? Start the level over.

I started a lot of the tutorial levels over. The restart level button on the controller is the Y button, which meant I started more than a few levels over because I hit the wrong button.

When I started playing THPS2, I found it incredibly frustrating, but the risk/reward balance was just enough to keep me in the "One more try" loop, and I kept improving.

This was less of a loop, and more of a grind, and it just didn't feel like fun.

It actually felt a bit like OlliOlli World, but without the sense of humour that underlies that game.

Oddly enough, the closest comparison I can make is Forza Horizon to Forza Motorsport. I own Forza Horizon 1 through 5. I've sunk countless hours into Forza Horizon, and I'll tell anyone who'll listen how it converted me to playing arcade racers.

I also own Forza Motorsport 7. I think I've raced three laps, if that. Forza Motorsport is technically demanding, requiring focus and discipline, and understanding the technical limitations of your car and the track.

Forza Horizon, I just press the accelerator on the controller and steer the car, and have a lot of fun.

Shred 2 feels like Forza Motorsport. If I had excellent hand eye coordination, and the ability to repeat the same bio-mechanical movements over and over, I might be able to enjoy it; unfortunately, I don't and I can't.

For me, Shred! 2 - ft Sam Pilgrim is:

2: Meh

#Shred2 #MountainBiking #SportSim #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 25, 2023 - Day 237 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 257

Game: Banners of Ruin

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jul 30, 2021
Library Date: Aug 9, 2023
Unplayed: 16d
Playtime: 19m

Banners of Ruin is a roguelite deckbuilder in which a mouse and a bear attempt to take back their city from the corrupt folks who stole it.

With two and a quarter hours sleep last night, I figured I'd get in early for a NewPlay and review, because I'm not even sure I'm going to make it through the morning.

Banners of Ruin came in the same bundle as Shred 2, and where Shred 2 felt like a "oh well, nothing lost", Banners of Ruin is a bit of a surprise.

Although it's quite different, it reminds me mostly of Slay the Spire, and while initially put off by the idea of trying to play a deckbuilder and remain conscious, it's actually fun.

The tutorial was well done, but a little bit too loquacious, and determined to hold my hand even after I'd grasped the basic mechanics, but once through the tutorial, I had a fun, if short run.

On the downside, it insisted on starting on a secondary monitor, and we had a fundamental disagreement about which monitor is which. It also supports a quite limited number of resolutions for a game that was released mid-2021, only running up to 1920x1080, but Fullscreen is an option, and the graphics don't suffer at all.

All in all, Banners of Ruin seems to be a fun way to kill 15 minutes here and there, and is:

4: Good

#BannersOfRuin #RogueLite #DeckBuilder #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 26, 2023 - Day 238 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 258

Game: Hero's Hour

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Mar 2, 2022
Library Date: Apr 2, 2023
Unplayed: 16d
Playtime: 17m

Hero's Hour bills itself as "A fast turn-based strategy RPG with real-time combat."

It was included in the Humble Choice March 2023 bundle.

I've repeatedly said that nostalgia does nothing for me, and it turns out I was wrong about that. Nostalgia can piss me off.

One of the growing trends at the moment in gaming is to remake old games. The most important thing about taking a game someone loved and remaking it for "modern" gaming, is to understand what made the game tick, then update the things that were limited by technology of the time, while keeping the elements that made the game tick intact.

For instance: The Quake II RTX "reimagining" took the first three levels of Quake II and made them pretty. Ho-hum.

The Quake II re-release updated the game itself and pretty much nailed bringing an ancient game into the modern era, without losing the character of the game.

I didn't know what to expect going into Hero's Hour, other than the pixel-art that featured in the header graphic, but within a couple of minutes of starting the tutorial, I realised I didn't need the tutorial, because I knew exactly how to play the game.

Describing Hero's Hour as "A fast turn-based strategy RPG with real-time combat." sounds better than "A pixel-art knock-off of Heroes of Might & Magic III".

I sank countless hours into Heroes of Might & Magic III. It might even have been the first "one more turn" game for me.

If you want to create a knock-off of a classic like HOMM3, you need to understand what makes it tick, what gives it that "one more turn" element, and the devs of Hero's Hour clearly don''t.

Desktop Dungeons demonstrated that a great gameplay loop overcomes the limitations of pixel art.

Hero's Hour made the art worse, and breaks the gameplay loop.

In HOMM3, your pixelated hero explores the pixelated map, but when entering a town, each kind of town has a character all its own, that grows as you expand the town.

Hero's Hour has almost-identical little boxes for each building.

HOMM3 battles were a carefully managed hextile-based strategy affair that could leave you elated or exasperated.

Hero's Hour replaces that with chaotic real-time battles that leans into the exasperation, and adds frustration. You can speed them up to 2x, but that still feels like an eternity.

Heck, some of the sound effects during map exploration feel like a straight rip from HOMM3.

Ultimately, Hero's Hour feels like the Temu version of HOMM3, and if I wanted to play a game that felt like HOMM3 without understanding HOMM3, I'd play HOMM VI.

Hero's Hour is an unsurprising:

1: Nope

#HerosHour #TurnBased #Strategy #RPG #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 27, 2023 - Day 239 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 259

Game: Crumble

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Dec 5, 2020
Library Date: Dec 25, 2022
Unplayed: 245d (8m2d)
Playtime: 15m

Crumble is a 3D physics platformer, where you play as a slime, rolling around on, and jumping between platforms, and using your ridiculously long tongue like a web shooter to swing from place to place.

I haven't clock-watched a game for a while. Even Golden Light got 22 minutes out of me.

After 4 minutes in this game I was watching the clock.

I spent a further 11 minutes trying to get past one single section of platforms.

On the first level.

The thing is, when you get your momentum up, and have things to swing from, I can understand where this might almost achieve something that could be described as almost, but not quite, entirely unlike fun.

With apologies to Douglas Adams, whose name I have besmirched just by associating his words with this game.

At its core, this is part platformer, part grappling game, and the grapple requires momentum to function.

There's no "reel-in" function to the grapple-tongue, to allow you to build up momentum, either (a la Just Cause et al.).

If you can't get momentum up, and your timing & coordination isn't almost perfect?

Well, sucks to be me.

At least you can target the grappling point, right? Why do that? It might add some sense of fun and enjoyment to this torture. The tongue wants what the tongue wants, and rarely did the tongue and I agree on what it should stick to.

In addition, even when I was close to getting something resembling success, the camera would suddenly clip through the environment, and I'd be disoriented as to where I was trying to go.

When I added it to the bundle in Christmas, it seemed like fun. Poor, delusional, past Allie. The most joy I got from this game was "Quit to Desktop".

People have, miraculously, completed this game. Maybe, in the eternal words of Detective Roger Murtaugh, "I'm getting too old for this shit."

Crumble is a crumbly:

1: Nope

#Crumble #3D #Physics #Platformer #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 28, 2023 - Day 240 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 260

Game: Candle

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Nov 11, 2016
Library Date: Jan 15, 2023
Unplayed: 225d (7m13d)
Playtime: 15m

Candle is a 2D adventure puzzle-platformer. The graphics are beautiful; the lush backgrounds and characters seemingly hand-painted.

You play as Teku, on a quest to save a tribe member from another tribe that has captured them, armed with the titular candle.

The illumination & lighting in the game is gorgeous.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

When I load the game, it opens at a resolution of 1280x720, a full screen jagged square in the middle of my widescreen monitor. I set the resolution to 2560x1440. I turn off fullscreen. The window jumps off the screen. I kill the game, restart it. It starts at 1280x720. There is no way to save the resolution. This is foreshadowing.

The game opens with a cinematic, the narrator setting the stage for the world in which Teku lives.

A narrative technique attributed to Chekov (Anton, of the famed "gun", rather than Pavel, of the USS Enterprise), is "Show, don't tell". The devs seemingly disagree.

The narrator's tale continues...

...and continues...

...is he STILL going?

He is still going.

He does eventually stop talking, but he will be back to over-explain everything after I complete the first level.

My eyes come to rest upon Teku, becoming conscious in the middle of his burning village.

Teku stands. I move the control stick left. Teku walks. Slowly.

The game encourages me to press the left trigger to get Teku to run. Teku moves noticeably faster than Teku's walk, but to describe this as "running" is stretches the definition of run to near-breaking.

Teku reaches a ledge. "Press X to climb". I press X. Teku does not climb. Repeat. Same result.

I nudge the control stick. Teku moves a couple of pixels. I press X. Teku climbs.

I press on.

I am faced with an icon of a cube. Text appears onscreen.

Not to tell me what the cube means, but to tell me to open the menu to read the instructions to tell me what the cube means.

Show, don't tell.

I start encountering puzzles. The few clues available are frequently inscrutable.

Don't show, don't tell.

Several of puzzles require quick movement & precise timing.

Teku is neither.

Death comes frequently, & frustratingly. A tunnel that I have just exited, and can re-enter, becomes inexplicably inaccessible during a puzzle, with no indication of this.

I solve the puzzle. I start to climb. I reach a ledge. I am immediately killed.

I try again, repeatedly.
I die again, repeatedly.

Tired and frustrated, I quit to the desktop.

I really wanted to like Candle; it is gorgeous, but it feels like all of the love & care was given to the visuals, with little left over for things like UX, controls, or gameplay.

Sadly, Candle has been snuffed out with a disappointing:

2: Meh

#Candle #2D #Adventure #Puzzle #Platformer #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 29, 2023 - Day 241 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 261

Game: Hellblade: Senu'a Sacrifice

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Aug 8, 2017
Library Date: Jun 29, 2019
Unplayed: 1522d (4y2m)
Playtime: 31m

Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice is a third-person action-adventure game, in which you play as Senua, a Viking-era Pict warrior, on a mission to enter Helheim, and save the soul of her dead lover.

The game opens with a mental health warning that it features representations of psychosis, with good reason.

Senua is experiencing psychosis, and hears voices.

I immediately found this challenging. I have lived with mental health issues for all of my adult life. While I have not experienced psychosis, I felt... a familiarity... with the game's expression of psychosis.

The game opens with Senua in a canoe paddling into a horrifying gorge in which bodies are floating in the water, and are impaled on stakes along the riverside, as the narrator speaks of Senua in the third person.

Senua is paddling into Helheim.

This tableau, however, is not an expression of Senua's psychosis.

The narrator is.

As the Senua paddles on, the narrator joins with a cacophony of other voices challenging, attacking, and goading Senua.

This is discomforting.

As Senua makes landfall, and progresses on foot through an environment that is no less harrowing than the river, light appears and fades; the screen distorts, the voices rise and fall.

The weight of this presses down on me. On Senua. On us.

Memories explode into view, and then fade.

Senua reaches the gates of Helheim, and engages in her first battle, which is frightening, and devastating in turns.

This has been a difficult and long review to write; the way in which the game shifts between the mental and physical is both visceral, and somehow weightless.

This too, feels familiar. It makes this a complicated game to play.

On a technical level, the visuals are excellent. The sound design is is something else; it lifts this game to another level.

There is no HUD, no health bar. No instructions on what to do.

With keyboard and mouse, the game relies on the standard WASD + F to use. Swordplay and blocking felt instinctive.

This game is only a few months newer than yesterday's game, yet almost perfectly embodies "show, don't tell". The attention that was seemingly lacking for gameplay in yesterday's game, is seen here in buckets, and the game is better for it.

However, these reviews aren't entirely a review of the quality of the game, but also whether I want to invest my gaming time in a particular game.

That is far more complex, because while this IS an excellent game, it's a difficult one for *me* to play; it is affecting on a level that I need to assess further.

As such, for me Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice is:

4: Good

#HellbladeSenuasSacrifice #ThirdPerson #ActionAdventure #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 30, 2023 - Day 242 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 262

Game: Dead Bits

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jun 8, 2014
Library Date: Jun 11, 2018
Unplayed: 1906d (5y2m19d)
Playtime: 16m

Dead Bits is a voxel-based FPS platformer, that is somehow less than the sum of its parts.

The game starts out with something that almost resembles a storyline, and then you find yourself in a series of brightly-coloured maps or dark tunnels with a torch, facing a a barrage of identical enemies whose health is represented by a number set in typeface from one of those "Free Font Downloads!" websites.

The platforms are hard to judge, and every death sees an unskippable cutscene as monsters gorge on your dead voxel body in black and white.

Your weapons are whatever each level sees fit to give you, and collected weapons don't carry forward between levels. There is no loot.

The melee weapon is an undefined chrome-wrapped long thing.

Guns are gun-ish shaped things.

The only goal is to kill enough monster shapes to get to the next level.

The absolute kicker was when quitting the game, it hung. As it had set itself to the front-most window, and prevented anything from being in front (like Steam, or the task manager!), I spent several minutes on top of that 15 minutes just trying to quit.

Dead Bits is nothing more than trading card fodder, a big:

1: Nope

#DeadBits #FPS #Voxels #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

August 31, 2023 - Day 243 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 263

Game: The Ascent

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jul 30, 2021
Library Date: Aug 31, 2022
Unplayed: 365d (1y)
Playtime: 67m

The Ascent is a cyberpunk-themed isometric action-shooter RPG, with an oddly annoying control scheme.

This is not, technically, the first time I've played The Ascent. I played a short part of it -on PC- when it was on Xbox Game Pass. I remember being annoyed by the controls then, but forgot I'd installed it.

Then it dropped in the August 2022 Humble Choice bundle, and I uninstalled it from the Xbox app and installed it on Steam, and promptly forgot about it.

Turns out that was *exactly* twelve months ago.

When starting it tonight, I remembered my annoyance with the controls, and turned on my controller.

This is a game that feels like it was designed to be played with a controller. On a controller, and an isometric* game, moving with the left stick feels natural. WASD feels odd, because you're using two keys at a time.

But targeting with the right stick feels like playing in glue. Maybe if it had snap-targeting, but it doesn't. Targeting with a mouse feels natural and particularly during the first frenetic boss battle, if I'd been trying to target with the controller, I'd probably have given up.

My only other critique is that "isometric*" above. A lot of isometric games handle being behind an object by making it transparent, or outlining your character.

The Ascent puts a circle on the ground, which can be a little hard to keep track of when you're behind a large fixed object during a frenetic boss battle.

On top of this, it's isometric until it isn't. Suddenly, the camera is behind you for a while, but not when it might be helpful, like when you're behind a giant object during a frenetic boss battle.

The gameplay and atmosphere are excellent. It nails that gritty cyberpunk feel. The mobs suddenly popping up out of nowhere give just the right amount of chills. The first level in the bowels of the city feels -and sounds- like you're underneath everything.

The visuals and sound design when you complete your first major quest getting a machine running is great.

The Ascent is a game that overcomes its weaknesses pretty damn well.

The Ascent is:

4: Good

#TheAscent #Isometric #ActionShooter #RPG #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 1, 2023 - Day 244 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 264

Game: LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jun 3, 2008
Library Date: Nov 27, 2021
Unplayed: 643d (1y9m5d)
Playtime: 79m

LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures is a Traveller's Tales LEGO game, which is [X] IP turned into a LEGO-based adventure game.

Looking at my remaining games; there are a lot of them, but many are sequels to games I've already played, or games like this, where it feels a bit like "If you've played one, you've played them all."

Therefore, I wasn't going to review any more LEGO games, I was just going to play it for a bit to see how it held up, which means I'm now reviewing it.

Traveller's Tales have been making this kind of LEGO game since 2005's LEGO Star Wars, and LEGO Indiana Jones was their first non-Star Wars IP-based LEGO game.

Time has been weird to it.

I grew up with George Lucas and Steven Spielberg as part of my movie lexicon. Star Wars and Indiana Jones.

As a child, I didn't think about the underlying themes in the same way I do now. Some of the tropes in the original movies haven't aged well; even in the 15 years between 2008 and 2023, it's hard not to think of most historical archaeology as stealing shit from people in other countries to put it on display in a museum.

That makes it harder to just relax and play.

But even putting that aside as much as possible, the game itself makes it hard to play.

Being 15 years old and still able to run in ultra-wide resolution is pretty impressive, but later LEGO games have refinements that are missing here.

I started the game and sat through the intro video and keyboard/mouse were set as primary control. I picked up the controller and attempted to play, and it immediately put the game into two-player mode. Get the controller set as primary controller, still can't get out of 2P.

Quit out, restart, sit through the same unskippable intro. Indy can jump over gaps using his whip. Get to a point that requires Satipo (the other character), Satipo keeps falling into a chasm instead of following. Thinking it's bugged, quit out, restart, sit through intro, same bug. Can't even complete the first level.

Google it.

If V-sync is off, the characters can't jump properly, which feels like a hall-of-famer for "weird game bugs".

Enable V-sync, sit through the unskippable intro again, I can finally move on.

Controls are a bit twitchy, and I die a lot from undefined edges where Indy doesn't bother grabbing on even when I'm mashing the button.

I finally clear the level (having lost most of my studs), and sit back.

If you REALLY like Indiana Jones, AND enjoy LEGO games, then you might get a kick out of LEGO Indiana Jones.

If you're just into LEGO video games, maybe play one of the newer, more refined iterations.

LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures is (barely):

3: OK

#LEGOIndianaJones #LEGO #Adventure #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 2, 2023 - Day 245 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 265

Game: Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Apr 25, 2013
Library Date: Feb 20, 2014
Unplayed: 3481d (9y6m13d)
Playtime: 21m

Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine is a top-down pixel-art-styled stealth heist game.

I'm not sure what I found more surprising: that this game is over 10 years old, or that it's been in my library unplayed for 9.5 of those years.

In this game, you break out of prison, and assemble a team of thieves, with the goal of pulling off a heist.

It apparently has co-op mode as well, although I only played in single player.

When I started this project, I was openly hostile to pixel-art games. What I've learned over the past 8 months is that while pixel-art based games can be the product of lazy devs, or devs who are hopped up on caffeine and nostalgia, a good game can overcome my feelings about pixel-art (and lazy devs can be just as lazy using vectors, voxels, Unity, or Unreal).

On that basis, I think I'm done commenting on pixel-art, other than to mention if it's the art-style of the game.

With that said, Monaco isn't a true pixel-art game. Even though the environments and characters are pixel-art, the lighting and UI elements are not.

Monaco is a lot of fun. Even though each of the characters you embody is only a small blob of pixels, each has their own skillset, and even in the early stages of the game, can see how they'll fit together for "the heist".

As a stealth game, the lighting is used to great effect throughout, and and having your area of vision lighting up a room and suddenly spotting a guard is nerve-wracking.

Making it through the level undetected and making a clean getaway give a great buzz.

Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine is:

4: Good

#MonacoWhatsYoursIsMine #PixelArt #TopDown #Stealth #Heist #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 3, 2023 - Day 246 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 266

Game: The Entropy Centre

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Nov 3, 2022
Library Date: Nov 6, 2022
Unplayed: 301d (9m28d)
Playtime: 35m

The Entropy Centre is a first-person puzzle game. It answers the question "What if the Portal gun controlled time instead of space, in a lab environment built by the architects of the Oldest House?" This is a game that capital-L Loves the brutalist architecture of Control.

This is not -technically- unplayed. I played the demo before it was released, then almost immediately purchased it, and forgot I'd purchased it.

That's not a bad thing; The Entropy Centre appears to have received a number of updates since it was released, so much so that it felt like I was playing it for the first time.

You ("Aria") wake up in a remote and overgrown and deserted lab, with no idea how you got there, or even *where* you are.

Upon starting your exploration of the facility, you encounter a gun that can rewind time, within a specific set of circumstances.

Given the sheer weathered and damaged state of the lab, this provides an in-game explanation for why it can only rewind some things, and not others.

Much like Portal, you have to make your way through test labs, and move boxes around to open doors.

Also much like Portal, there's an AI assisting you, but instead of being a disembodied voice, the AI ("Astra") AI is embodied in the gun itself.

Unlike Portal, though, you have to think in four dimensions, and frequently need to think through the solution, then reverse engineer it to work in reverse-time as well as in space.

As someone who enjoyed Portal and the many variations on the theme (Q.U.B.E. 2, Relicta), I also am enjoying this game.

It's just unfortunate for The Entropy Centre that my kids gave me Starfield for Dad's day, otherwise I'd be throwing the cubes around for the rest of the day because The Entropy Centre is:

5: Excellent

#TheEntropyCentre #FirstPerson #Puzzle #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 3, 2023 - Day 246 - NewPlay Bonus Review
Total NewPlays: 267

Game: Starfield

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Sep 6, 2023
Library Date: Sep 3, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 6h30m

Starfield is a first-or-third-person space-based RPG set in a post-Earth universe... but you probably knew that already.

I'm aiming for no spoilers here.

My kids bought me Starfield Premium as a Dad's Day gift, which meant I spent far too much of yesterday sitting in front of my PC.

I will spend far too much of tonight doing the same thing, in all likelihood.

Todd Howard, Executive Producer at Bethesda has described Starfield as "Skyrim in space", which is ridiculous, because I'm enjoying Starfield.

My entire playtime for Skyrim (the original 2015 edition) was 5.8 hours.

When the Skyrim Special Edition was released, I started over. I completed 6.3 hours.

I essentially got to the same point each time and got bored; it's not that I *dislike* Skyrim, it just didn't grab me and make me want to keep playing.

I do wonder whether more than a decade playing WoW just burned me out on fantasy RPGs.

I sank far more time into Fallout 4, but gave up on that because 50% of the time my 130+ hour save game crashes on load, and Bethesda's response was "start over".

Uhhh... no.

So Starfield feels more Fallout 4 than Skyrim to me, but YMMV.

Which is another interesting thing, now that I think about it. Fallout 4 and Skyrim feel like they have a lot more in common with each over than with Starfield, particularly when it comes to the UI.

Starfield feels... different.

The two games it most reminds me of are Star Citizen (thanks for the free weekends reminding me not to spend money on it!), and No Man's Sky.

However... there are a couple of things that have surprised me so far.

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.” - Douglas Adams

In No Man's Sky, space *feels* big. Overwhelmingly so. (Total playtime, 13.9 hours).

In Starfield (so far!) not so much. You open a star-map, choose a planet, choose a location, and effectively fast-travel there (launches and landings are cool though).

Then there are the space battles; I have a T.16000M HOTAS (thanks, pandemic!). I love to kick back in Chorus and shoot down a bunch of space bad guys.

In space, no-one can hear you scream in frustration at the mouse & keyboard controls for space battles. I assume it works with a controller, but thrust into an unexpected battle, I didn't get to the point of trying that yet.

That's the extent of my critiques. Starfield's launch is everything Redfall wasn't, and Starfield is:

5: Excellent

#Starfield #FirstPerson #RPG #Space #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 4, 2023 - Day 247 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 268

Game: Ring of Pain

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Oct 16, 2020
Library Date: Sep 25, 2022
Unplayed: 344d (11m10d)
Playtime: 22m

Ring of Pain is a roguelike card game, written by a Melbourne-based dev.

Because it's Melbourne, and I know people who know people, it would make me nervous to say anything bad about it.

It's helpful then that I don't actually have anything bad to say about it.

It's a weird and decidedly creepy roguelike, in which a half-human half-bird creature has summoned you to a nest (I think), where your goal is to survive.

I actually played it for longer than I intended to.

Even though I'm not a huge fan of card-based roguelikes, Ring of Pain is:

4: Good

#RingOfPain #Cards #Roguelike #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 5, 2023 - Day 248 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 269

Game: Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Anniversary Edition

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Sep 6, 2011
Library Date: May 29, 2015
Unplayed: 3021d (8y3m7d)
Playtime: 23m

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Anniversary Edition was released in 2021 as a free update to Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, with all of the previously released DLCs and add-ons included.

The game is a third-person shooter-hack-and-slash combo.

A few minutes after starting the game I found myself thrown straight into combat as an Ultramarine Space Marine(?), with the game throwing multiple combinations of mouse button and key presses at me, as a barrage of Orks attacked me.

Such frantic combinations as "Press f then mouse button 5 then e". My dude, I have no idea which button on my mouse is mouse button 5. I can't even tell my left and right apart most of the time, let alone which of the other seven buttons on my mouse beyond 1 & 2 are which.

Even the G Hub software just calls them "Forward" and "Back". It took a torch and a minute of trying to find the right viewing angle and distance for my 49yo eyes to work out which button had "G5" stamped into the plastic ("Forward", for the record).

Trying to remember which of the buttons are which in the middle of a pitched battle was a lot, particularly when - on top of all this - the mouse view is bizarrely restricted, even with my mouse set to 3200 DPI.

I had to pick up my mouse, move it, and put it down again more than once just to do a 180 degree sweep. I don't think I've had to do that since mice were functionally male.

After surviving that mission, and slowly starting to mash the right buttons in the right order, I started to feel like the game was making sense.

I was slamming my way around the map, Orks getting splattered by my big gun, and my big knife making short work of any Orks who got too close.

Unfortunately, as with many other games that have a few years on the clock, there are games that have been released since that provide a similar gameplay experience with a better user interface and/or user experience.

In practice, if the Warhammer 40k branding were stripped away, the battle gameplay feels a lot like Outriders, but less refined; unfortunately for the game, I have no emotional bond to Warhammer or 40k, so there's not a lot to keep my interest.

If I'm in the mood for "big weapons make enemies go splorch", it's probably going to be Outriders or Gears of War before this.

Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Anniversary Edition is:

3: OK

#Warhammer40K #SpaceMarine #ThirdPerson #Shooter #HackAndSlash #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 6, 2023 - Day 249 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 270

Game: Astral Shipwright

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Nov 12, 2022
Library Date: Sep 2, 2023
Unplayed: 4d
Playtime: 45m

Astral Shipwright is a spaceship building and trading... game.

I added this to my Steam library after the dev who created it and another game decided to shut down his game development studio, and made them both free, and open-sourced the code.

There's absolutely no intro, no tutorial. You're just in a space dock and you start building your ship.

Once you've built a working ship, and you're ready to fly, you discover that you've got no money left to buy fuel, or hire crew, or buy resources to sell elsewhere.

You delete your save, start over, build a smaller ship, buy that stuff, and spend a lot of time clicking on things in the process of buying something here, flying there, selling it, buying something else, selling it elsewhere, and slowly upgrading your ship.

It's pretty bare-bones; it feels more like a demo than a completed game, yet strangely compelling. The bones of something interesting is there, and for free, the price was right.

Astral Shipwright is:

3: OK

#AstralShipwright #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 7, 2023 - Day 250 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 271

Game: Mirror's Edge Catalyst

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jun 7, 2016
Library Date: Nov 26, 2022
Unplayed: 285d (9m12d)
Playtime: 24m

Mirror's Edge Catalyst is a first person parkour & melee game.

Today I also learned, after giving in and playing it without playing Mirror's Edge first, it is not in fact, a sequel. It's a reboot.

I use a Logitech G13 Gameboard for my gaming, which has a terrible design flaw in the thumb button, which causes the activation lug for the microswitch to snap off.

I have the thumb button set to "jump".

I've had some replacements 3D-printed, but they usually don't last more than a few months.

This one didn't last the game.

The thing about this game (which looks gorgeous!) is that learning each of the moves feels a little bit frustrating to try and pull off, but once I started to "get" it, it felt good.

When I managed to start stringing them together it felt great.

But then when you get into that flow state, where you start anticipating the moves just before you need to pull them off, that feels amazing...

...until the jump button stops working.

Anyway, looks like I'm pulling my G13 apart again tomorrow to swap out yet *another* activation lug.

Mirror's Edge Catalyst is:

4: Good

#MirrorsEdgeCatalyst #FirstPerson #Parkour #Melee #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 8, 2023 - Day 251 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 272

Game: Synced

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Sep 8, 2023
Library Date: Sep 8, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 1h4m

Synced is a free-to-play third-person post-apocalyptic sci-fi co-op PvE or PvP looter-shooter with roguelite elements.

Today's apocalypse is brought to you by [spins wheel]... nanotechnology!

This is another Tencent game. Fans of Ring of Elysium (a F2P battle royale set for shutdown on December 1st) assert that Synced is just Tencent recycling game assets, but as I never played Ring of Elysium, I cannot verify this.

I have, however, played Synced.

It feels like a game designed by sticking a bunch of post-it notes with gaming-related words on a wall, and throwing darts while blindfolded until a set of ideas was assembled to wrap around the core gameplay element.

Of course, being a Tencent game, the core gameplay element is microtransactions.

The tutorial puts you in the shoes of "Deadcut", a "runner" (yeah) who's a gambling man with a sarcastic running commentary.

Joy. I get to play as a man. I never managed to enjoy pretending to be a man in real life, I prefer not to play one in a game.

The basic tutorial lays out the story, introduces you to your... familiar? Nano tank? Nano pal who's fun to be with?

During each level, you can weaken a nano mob to the point your can "Sync" with it (thus 'Synced') and... then it lives in your nano-infused arm except when you need it?

Once introduced to the basic gameplay loop of killing mobs, collecting power-up goop, and trading that goop for power-ups at regular "exchange stations" that offer "random" power-ups (the roguelite bit), you then make it to "Haven".

The sassy leader of Haven declares that you must be something special to make it there all by yourself; she sends you off on your choice of 3-person PvE or PvP quest... with two other players with identical avatars. I feel so special.

There's a touch of PUBG to the looting, with a much smaller weapon selection; you fight your way through the nano mobs, and nano minibosses to the nano boss of the level as "the surge" (yes, really), grows in strength until it reaches 100%.

There's a safe zone around the mini bosses & bosses when they've zoned in, and if you're outside the eye of the storm... erm.. in the surge, you'll be taking constant damage.

Finish this part of the tutorial, and suddenly you can become one of the other two F2P "runners", or pay for the battle pass (nobody expects the Battle Pass!) to increase your choices.

I assume that much like Ring of Elysium, Synced will last for a few years with a handful of whales paying for the Battle Pass, until Tencent rebrand their studio and release their next big microtransaction-looter.

I'm really not sure who this mashup microtransaction engine is aimed at; Synced is just:

2: Meh

#Synced #ThirdPerson #ShooterLooter #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 9, 2023 - Day 252 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 273

Game: Rock of Ages 2

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Aug 28, 2017
Library Date: Feb 2, 2019
Unplayed: 1680d (4y7m7d)
Playtime: 15m

Rock of Ages 2: Bigger & Boulder is a bizarre tower defence boulder-racing game.

There's a bunch of games that never made it to being reviewed this year. Many of them were multiplayer games; some of which are still on sale, but invariably had no-one to play against, other than bots or the bizarre individuals who get their kicks from hacking a game and then killing anyone who tries to play.

There's another group of games that didn't make it. Frequently ancient, wouldn't run on Windows 10. Alas, their time has come and gone.

Rock of Ages II is a little weirder. It's just over six years old, but absolutely refused to load.

Load > Crash. Load > Crash. Load > Crash.

[Tech support mode on]

Event viewer is recording the crash, but not making it clear what's at fault.

To the Googles!

One fix says to disable networking.

That... actually works. Not a good solution, but it must be something new in Windows 11 network code, right?

Actually, no.

I went through a stage of this project where I just started all the games for a minute to shorten my "year" list for unplayed games.

When I started ROA2 previously *before* I upgrades, it had worked fine without crashing.

Digging into the Steam discussions: "Changing this global OpenSSL variable fixes it!"

No, thank you. I don't think I will.

A bit more on the Googles leads to a page on Intel's website, that explains that certain versions of UE4 contain an older OpenSSL library, that triggers a crash on 10th Gen and newer CPUs, and by setting that OpenSSL variable, it tells UE4 to ignore the SHA extensions.

However, it only needs to be set in the launch options for the game, not globally.

We're off to the races.

Literally. This is a game in which you play Sisyphus (I think?) and roll a boulder through an obstacle course towards the castle of your AI opponent (who are various historical figures acting in decidedly non-historical ways).

Inside your castle, workers are quickly carving your boulder from a solid rock. While this is happening, you frantically set up your various defenses to try and knock the AI's boulder off course, while they are doing the same.

As soon as your boulder is ready, you roll it towards their castle, and try to smash down their door. Boulder hits door, does damage, rinse and repeat.

First one with a smashed door loses. All of this is wrapped in a classical music soundtrack with Pythonesque graphical stylings.

I lost, beaten soundly by Joan of Arc (!)

I think, if I were in the right mood, Rock of Ages 2 would be:

3: OK

#RockOfAges2 #TowerDefense #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 9, 2023 - Day 252 - PlayOn Bonus Review 2

Game: Tina Tina's Wonderlands Chaotic Great Edition

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jun 24, 2022
Library Date: Oct 26, 2022

Playtime: 10h42m

This month's Humble Choice bundle dropped on Wednesday morning AEST, and in an unsurprising turn of events, the first game in the bundle, the "AAA game" is Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Chaotic Great Edition... which I already own.

So y'all get a PlayOn review. I opened it up for a few minutes to show my 11yo ("no, that's not the kind of game I like")... and I was still playing an hour later.

I have a weird relationship with the Borderlands games, and the ad campaign for Borderlands 3 typified my problem. "Guns! Guns! More Guns!!!"

I... don't care. There comes a point that trying to manage and juggle all those weapons becomes frustrating. "Do I keep this gun or this one with slightly different specs?" Which guns do I keep, which do I sell?

It just becomes overwhelming. I've spent almost 45 hours in Borderlands 3, and it feels like about half of that was just inventory management.

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands is essentially Borderlands 3 wrapped in a fantasy setting, so a fantasy-themed action-RPG first-person shooter.

The conceit of the game is Tiny Tina (Ashly Burch) from Borderlands is Dungeon Master for a tabletop game called Bunkers & Badasses (wink wink), with you, and two other players, Captain Valentine (voiced by Andy Samberg(!)), and Frette (a robot voiced by Wanda Sykes(!!))

The villain of the campaign is the evil "Dragon Lord", voiced by Will Arnett (!!!)

Honestly, it was the voice cast that got me across the line for Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, and I have no regrets.

Yes, the inventory management is just as frustrating as Borderlands 3, but the switch to the "fantasy" environment and the humour of the interactions between the characters makes it a lot of fun.

If you enjoy the humour of the Borderlands series, and enjoy fantasy games, then you'll probably enjoy TTW. If not...

If for no other reason, if you don't already own TTW, it makes this month's Humble Choice bundle a steal, whatever else is included.

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands is:

5: Excellent

#TinyTinasWonderlands #FPS #Fantasy #ARPG #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #PlayOn

September 10, 2023 - Day 253 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 274

Game: Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Oct 27, 2010
Library Date: Apr 21, 2015
Unplayed: 3064d (8y4m20d)
Playtime: 47m

Dragon Age: Origins is a third-person fantasy RPG that was released on November 6, 2009. The "Ultimate Edition" was released almost a year later, containing all of the DLCs that had been released for the game.

I'm not sure how this ended up in my pile of shame. As I mentioned in my Starfield review, I feel like WoW burned me out on fantasy-themed games, and I don't feel like I would have bought this intentionally.

But here it is. I wish I hadn't waited quite so long to play it.

DA:O is almost 14 years old. It's been sitting in my library for 8 years. Graphically, it feels like a like a game from 2009 (although it supports ultrawide screens out of the box!). It *really* needs a FOV slider, because that's a lot of field of view.

The character creator is pretty good, particularly for a game of this age, but the character animations feel a little wooden.

But... the story. It just hooked me straight in. I was invested in the relationships between my character and her family almost immediately. I looked up, and almost 45 minutes had passed.

Looks like I'm going to have several RPGs on the go at once. I've also read commentary that says that DA:O has a lot in common with Baldur's Gate 3 (on my wishlist), so at this rate, I'm never going to get to the end of my Pile of Shame.

Even at this early point in the game, Dragon's Age: Origins seems very:

4: Good

#DragonsAgeOrigins #RPG #Fantasy #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 11, 2023 - Day 254 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 275

Game: Deceive Inc.

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Mar 22, 2023
Library Date: Sep 11, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 21m

Deceive Inc. is a first-person multiplayer PvP hide-and-seek extraction shooter mash-up. It's the second game in this month's Humble Choice bundle, and I'll admit that I was a bit disappointed to see it.

I'd looked briefly at Deceive Inc. on Steam in the past and added it to my "Ignore" list, because it didn't really seem like my kind of thing, and having played it now, I was right.

Deceive Inc. does seem kind of unique. It's part Among Us, part Midnight Ghost Hunt, part extraction shooter, with bit of Deathloop's swagger, all by way of Fortnite's graphical styling...

...as well as Fortnite's monetisation model. It seems almost impossible to release a AA game now without including a battle pass of some kind.

It feels like so many games want to be the next Fortnite, and I don't want to pay for a battle pass in any of them, particularly a paid game (*cough* Diablo IV *cough*).

As a game, it's stylish (in that Unreal Engine 4 way) and the gameplay is OK.

The biggest problem for me is that I despise solo PvP extraction shooters [exasperated sigh in the direction of The Division 2's Dark Zone], and I just don't enjoy hide-and-seek style games that much, and mashing them up like this is like offering me peas and corn as a meal.

It might be that if I played one of the 2v2 or 3v3 modes with friends, I might enjoy it more, but if I was already down to play something with friends, this probably wouldn't be on the list of options to begin with.

Deceive Inc. is:

2: Meh

#DeceiveInc #FirstPerson #PvP #ExtractionShooter #HideAndSeek #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 12, 2023 - Day 255 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 276

Game: The Forgotten City

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Jul 28, 2021
Library Date: Sep 12, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 3h42m

The Forgotten City is a first-person narrative-driven adventure involving time loops, and an ancient Roman city.

It's the third game in this month's Humble Bundle, and if you're a fan of narrative adventures (eg. Firewatch) or time travel gameplay, this might be the game for you.

It was a bit slow at first; I was 10 minutes in, and I was thinking it wasn't really a game for me.

...and that was three and a half hours ago.

The graphics are pretty good, the sound design is great, but the narrative is excellent.

However, I'm not going to write a longer review. The problem with this game, and it's highlighted upfront by the devs is that to say too much about it spoils the game for those who haven't played it.

Thus, please consider my three and three quarter hours of straight playtime, and having reached one of four endings my way of saying that The Forgotten City is:

5: Excellent

#TheForgottenCity #FirstPerson #Adventure #TimeTravel #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 13, 2023 - Day 256 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 277

Game: Aces & Adventures

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Feb 24, 2023
Library Date: Sep 13, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 24m

Aces & Adventures is a fantasy RPG deckbuilding roguelite using poker mechanics.

It's the fourth game in this month's Humble Bundle, and the first where, in spite of a tutorial, I had no idea what was happening half the time.

I don't know. I'm still not sure exactly what happened.

You play as one of several classes, each of which (other than the first) you unlock by playing. I completed playing "Spring" as a dwarf warrior and unlocked the rogue class.

It's turn-based combat, in which you have three decks in play simultaneously. The attack deck which is a standard 52 card deck, a second deck of ability cards, and a third deck of upgrade cards.

At least I think that's what was happening. Admittedly, I'm very tired right now, which might have stunted my understanding of how to play, but I muddled my way through to completing the first... section? Quest?

In any case, I think I need to give Aces & Adventures a pass this time, and blame it on myself, so for now it's:

3: OK

#AcesAndAdventures #Fantasy #Roguelite #Deckbuilder #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 14, 2023 - Day 257 - NewPlay Review
Total NewPlays: 278

Game: Patch Quest

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Mar 3, 2023
Library Date: Sep 14, 2023
Unplayed: 0d
Playtime: 24m

Patch Quest is a top-down 2D twin stick roguelike-metroidvania-monster catching bullet-hell mashup.

This is the fifth game in this month's Humble Choice bundle.

With cutesy cartoonish graphics, you run around a "patchwork land" armed with a lasso and a gun-that-is-not-a-gun-but-really-it-is-a-gun, to capture monsters and ride them while you shoot others with the not-gun that makes them "fall asleep" and disappear.

Unlike last night's game, it's not that I'm too tired too understand it, it's just that it just all feels kind of bland.

There's a basic story to try and provide a reason to want to care about this odd maze full of monsters and give me a reason to catch or not-kill them, but I was kind of glad when I was done.

Patch Quest is just kind of:

2: Meh

#PatchQuest #TopDown #Twinstick #Roguelike #Metroidvania #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming #Project365ONG #Project365 #NewPlay

September 14, 2023 - Day 257 - RePlay Review
Total RePlays: 8

Game: Aces & Adventures

Platform: Steam
Release Date: Feb 24, 2023
Library Date: Sep 13, 2023

Playtime: 52m (1h16m total)

Aces & Adventures is a fantasy RPG deckbuilding roguelite using poker mechanics.

Yeah, when I woke up this morning, I decided to give it another shot over coffee to see just how much of my ability to understand the game had been clouded by exhaustion.

Turns out, pretty much total.

When I played it this morning, it all made a hell of a lot more sense, both the way that the various kinds of cards work, and also the synergy between them.

In addition, I could actually remember a bunch of poker hands that evaded me last night.

Essentially, each round presents you with one or more cards with a bunch of hitpoints, health points, armor, etc etc. The cards also might have certain abilities.

You get one attack per round, but triggering abilities doesn't count as an attack, so if you can clear the board before your attack, you do that.

This morning's run had a card with first strike, and another set of three cards, that each time you kill one, the rest get stronger, so it helps if you have an ability card that synergises with your draw that enables you to hit all enemies for three damage at once.

Which I did, and required two spades to trigger.

During the attack round is when the poker hands come into play (pun intended); you play your hand and then the AI attempts to defend.

If you play a single Ace, for example, the best the AI can do is block that with an Ace. Play a King, and the AI can block it with a King, or trump it with an Ace, which means you take damage.

But a poker hand? Double or triple your damage, particularly if you've collected some upgrade cards that stay with you until the end of the round. Maybe you pick up a card that's +1 damage per spade played.

It's a nice damage addition when you drop a single spade, but when you drop a straight?

That won me the round against a boss mob.

So with some sleep under my belt, it's fair to bump Aces & Adventures up to:

4: Good

#AcesAndAdventures #Fantasy #Roguelite #Deckbuilder #HumbleChoice #MastodonGaming #Gaming
#Project365ONG #Project365 #RePlay