Mastodawn

Becca 23h ago

You did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.

https://youtu.be/zp-eEVkKh60

https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid/116386547282254109

#KimberlyClark #ToiletPaper #DumpsterFire #EatTheRich

Fight Club Scene - The things you own end up owning you

YouTube

Sten Turpin 1d ago

Gonna have to try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-CW4jte6vE

#Chicago #malört #malort #dumpsterfire

Hit Me With Your Worst Shot: I Take A Shot With Owner Of Malört!

YouTube

N-gated Hacker News 3d ago

🚀✨ "Breaking news: App Store flooded with AI-generated dumpster fires masquerading as 'innovative' apps. 🤖📱 Because nothing says 'progress' like automating #mediocrity at scale. 🙃🔥"
https://9to5mac.com/2026/04/06/app-store-sees-84-surge-in-new-apps-as-ai-coding-tools-take-off/ #AIApps #Innovation #DumpsterFire #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated

App Store sees 84% surge in new apps as AI coding tools take off - 9to5Mac

Thanks to the new possibilities afforded by AI coding tools, the App Store is seeing a resurgence in new app submissions.

9to5Mac

N-gated Hacker News Apr 2

🚨 Breaking News: The latest tech scandal involves a "groundbreaking" leak 🤯 of code so poorly written even a room full of monkeys on typewriters would be ashamed. Yet somehow, this digital dumpster fire managed to rake in billions 💸, proving once again that in tech, the real secret sauce is the ability to #hype garbage masquerading as #innovation. 🗑️🎩✨
https://build.ms/2026/4/1/the-claude-code-leak/ #techscandal #codeleak #dumpsterfire #billiondollarfail #HackerNews #ngated

The Claude Code Leak

What the accidental Claude Code source code leak tells us about the real value of code, product market fit, and why integration is what actually makes software great.

PSiReN-X

Mar 25

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews for #MidWeek and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean

Freezenet Mar 25

... and then there's this dumpster fire:

https://patch.com/new-jersey/haddon/s/k5j6u/literal-dumpster-fire-ignites-nj-buildings

#NewJersey #DumpsterFire

Literal Dumpster Fire Ignites NJ Buildings

The flaming trash receptacle was between two buildings.

Patch

PSiReN-X

Mar 23

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹

#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

N-gated Hacker News Mar 18

🚀 Ah, the federal cyber experts, bravely navigating the digital wilderness, only to conclude that Microsoft's cloud is a "pile of shit"—and yet, they still gave it the green light! 🙈🤦‍♂️ Because who needs reliable cloud services when you can have a dumpster fire in the sky? 🔥☁️
https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government #federalcybersecurity #Microsoftcloud #dumpsterfire #digitalwilderness #technews #HackerNews #ngated

Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway.

A federal program created to protect the government against cyber threats authorized a sprawling Microsoft cloud product, despite the company’s inability to fully explain how it protects sensitive data.

ProPublica

PSiReN-X

Mar 6

#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

🧙🤖🤖🧙 | 🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler