Mastodawn

nocturnal_moose Jun 5

⚖️ The Great Single Square Conspiracy

A landmark ruling. The court has spoken.

🔨 Verdict: Verdict delivered. Read the full judgment at the link.

All verdicts are final, binding, and completely made up.

https://judgement.theasylum.be/case/1968495a-2a55-4335-859e-e00f61b3e297/

#MockCourt #DomesticDisputes #ToiletPaper #ArgumentSettler

⚖️ The Great Single Square Conspiracy — Argument Settler

The entire household accuses one resident of leaving exactly one square of toilet paper on the roll in what they claim is peak passive-aggression. The defendant argues this constitutes technically … — Ruling from The Argument Settler Court, a tribunal of questionable jurisdiction.

Your Autistic Life

Jun 1

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116674269933853254

"Professor Gadget, what doohickeys do you have for me today?"

"Here I have a toilet paper roll spindle that conceals an emitter designed to startle, amuse and embarrass. Very useful if your mission is to embarrass a dictator while he's shitting on the toilet."

"But what if he is peeing?"

"It works just as well in that case too... except of course if he does not use any toilet paper at all. If this is the case, we are fucked."

"I see. What else do you have?"

"Here I have a speaker concealing a roll of toilet paper. Very convenient when you want to take a shit where toilet paper is prohibited, but speakers aren't."

"How do you use it?"

"Like so..."

"I admire your dedication.... what with you taking a shit right in front of me to demonstrate."

"You're welcome."

#shit #ToiletPaper #poop #microfiction