#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay... #Eve...!

As anyone who might have caught my #TwitterFeed before now; you'll already know what a #TerribleTypist I am... Some of my typos are a lot funnier than others; many of them are entirely deliberate/intentional...

I'm liking the #EditFunction in #Mastodon quite a lot...

In #Celebration; may we present #TheClashOfTheTitians... | #TheJoyOfTypos

#IT's nearly #TheWeekend...!

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109837195408269060

#Meanwhile...

#InOtherNotNews...

#Websites...! They're #Amazeballs... With #ZeroFakebook

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#JustInCase #vmst do #FuckOff #BackToTwitter and #Abandon "they/them's" #DeadInstance...

We've #TakenPrecautions...

Are we all #SimplyBursting with #FridayFrootiness...?!

#Commemorating 40+ #Years of #OneHitWonders...

#TodaysEarworm comes to us #Courtesy of: #RenéeAndRenato

You can #ThankMe #AnytimeYouLike... #YoureWelcome

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#RenéeAndRenato: Save Your Love 1983

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

Are we all #GettingExcited for #TheWeekend...?

For #FunTimeFriday; #MyLittleBigBuddy and I are going to #TimeTravel #BackInTime and #Undertake a #SpeedAndPerformanceTest of the #Latest #NewToyJoy with a #Predecessor...

#ForParity; #BothSystems will be #Running: #WindowsForWerewolves to #MakeIT... #Fair...

Not wanting to #Hype this #UltimateDeathMatch #TooMuch; let's just #Review some #TechnicalSpecifications... #YouKnow... #ForFun...!

Get your #YouTubeVideos of #KittensReady...

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#BTW: #ICYMI...

#EveryDayIsHalloween...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano...

#IT'll be #HappyBaconSammidgeDay #Soon... #Soonish™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconSammidgeDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#ImagineMySurprise...

#NotOnly is #IT #ReallyExpensive; there's #All the #HumanRightsRecord...

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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...

#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...

#LetsRecap...

#ToMakeCoffee; you need:

• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...

#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I just #WokeUp from #TheBestDream...!

We were all #AtAParty...

#MyLittleBigBuddy was there...
#Coffeezilla was there...

#OtherPeople were there...

I can #Feel a #Thread #ComingOn...

I'll get another #FreshPotOfCoffee and the #Go...

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