#So...

#IT's #MondayAgain and #IT's #OnlyMonday...

#How's #YourAgeVerificationApp #ComingAlong...?

#FixedTheInternet, yet... | #Nope

#StillNope™️

#IT #CouldBeWorse; #You could be #JustAnother #CrazyStalker... #CrazyStalkering on #Mastodon.#Social... #OrSomething...

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​🦹

#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #DigitalAssets #EULaw #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #OnlyMonday...!

#IT's #MondayAgain...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

🧙📆🤖🤖📆🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹 

#NoFucKingWay #DeadWivesClub #IndependentStatehood #StateVisit #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FreedomOfExpression #AndAllThat

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#HappyHappy #WorldMeteorologicalDay! There's #GoingToBe... #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #Prophecy... 🔮

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​🦹

#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas #EverythingIsStillBon

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | ​🦹​🦄​​🦹

#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas

#Onlymonday @ City Hall - 24 Nov

#SESH

https://sesh.sx/e/1484364

#ONLYMONDAY l DJ LIVE SET l GUEST LIST @ City Hall - 18 Aug

#SESH

https://sesh.sx/events/12237516

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

🧙🍪🤖🤖🍪🧙 | 🎠🦹🐻🦹🎠

#HappyHappy #DraculaDay...! And, #IT's #Still... #OnlyMonday...

#PaceYourselves...

🧙⚔️🤖​🤖⚔️🧙 | ​🎠🦹🦄​🦹🎠

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...

"Recent studies..." #People using #Fewer #Semicolons...

#Now... For some #GroovyMerch...

And, #IT's #OnlyMonday...

🧙⚕️🤖🤖⚕️🧙 | ☕️🦹🦄🦹☕

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/may/19/semicolons-do-you-know-how-to-use-one-and-would-you-even-notice-if-they-disappeared