Totally Floored!

Today’s word was ‘floor.’

TOTALLY FLOORED!

She loved him, but couldn’t ignore
The sound of her husband’s loud snore.
But he dismissed all her pleas
And continued to wheeze,
So she forced him to sleep on the floor.

#DailyBlog #humor #humour #lackOfSleep #limerick #Poetry #sleeping #Snoring #Writing

Sara Cox's 'depressing' marriage admission as she replaces Scott Mills on BBC Radio 2

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sara-coxs-depressing-marriage-admission-37061596

#Snoring like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. #CatsOfFediverse #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #MastoCats

'I'm an expert - if your snoring sounds like this, see a doctor now'

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health/im-expert-your-snoring-sounds-36845647

Employers urged to test staff for their SNORING as they could be seriously unsafe

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health/employers-urged-test-staff-snoring-36773723

My wife does not sleep in the same room as I do. It’s really no wonder why she does this. But without this app (AutoSnore), I wouldn’t have known *how bad* it can get sometimes. #sleep #snoring

NHS issues 'see a GP' warning to anyone who regularly snores loudly when asleep

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health/nhs-issues-see-gp-warning-36679427

Snorer versus Snored
Bedroom battle nightly waged
Snorer always wins

#Haiku #OneHaikuADay #WritersCollective #writingcommunity #BackToHaiku #Sleep #Bed #Bedroom #Snore #Snoring #Snorer #Snored #Sleep #Sleeping #Battle #2026 #Photography

January 19, 2026