A creature from Outer Space
With a perfectly horrible face
thought he would show the wind
how to blow
And was smartly put in his place.

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There was an old man from Zaire
Who found he was losing his hair.
Spread mud on his head,
And then went to bed.
When he got up it still wasn't there.

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It was on the streets of Florenz
where Jenny and Lenny had nice moments
the time was to short
so they never get bored
it was such a good great romance

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Fiona headed out, ready for a full day of play…

…but the entire crew had vanished.

No squirrels. No rabbits. No chaos.

Highly suspicious. 🦴☕

#FionaTheRescueMutt #RescueDog #DogHumor #Limerick #PetArt

It was in on the beach in summer
there was lying a black young drummer
he is playing a song
which was too long
so he goes back home to his mama

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I once sat on a very sharp tack!
The pain went all the way up my back!
I sat in some doo!
(Which really is poo!)
And I'm sure its common sense that I lack!

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There once was a man from Raven
He shot a man from haven
With a shot of his gun
He is on the run
His butt he is tryin to save'n

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