Kevin's Limerick of the Day

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There once was a young man called Tim,
Who thought his girlfriend was really quite dim,
For she wrote a love song,
But must've got the words wrong,
'Cause the chorus praised herself and not him.

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Voices to join together for #Limerick Choral Festival -
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#Google didn’t copy Liquid Glass It did something even -
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‘Line Fire’ burns 10,000 acres in #EastHern #NewMexi -
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Outrage over plans to hold singles night for #UNVACCINATED -
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#Portugal IFICI / NHR 20 – How Does It Actually Wo -
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There once was a man from Garget
Who used his head for a target
When birds flew by they let their poop fly
That cruddy old man for garget

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There once was a cat named Midnight
Who acted as high as a kite
He ran around all day
With himself he did play
Still we found him a delight

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The Pyrotechnics Guild International is holding
it's convention at Amana, Iowa, 10 - 15 August.
I'll be watching the show every chance I get.)

The fireworks last night were a smash
But some of the food was such trash --
I passed wind in the dark,
Then heard someone remark,
'I sure heard the NOISE, where's the FLASH

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Rhubarb when raw is so tough
And its leaves contain poisonous stuff;
But when cleaned and de-soiled
Dipped in sugar and boiled
Then the stalks are quite tasty enough

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There once was a man from Tauree
Who was chased by a dog up a tree
He had such a fright
That he stayed there all night
And missed out on crumpets and tea.

#Limerick #Poetry